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caneguy said:
Because the fans pack the on campus stadium weekly as their is little else to do, and they have much larger alumni and student body. Canes game day atmosphere is quite lacking when we are bad.
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Agree with your premise, but:

A packed Joe Robbie Stadium with Canes rollin' is better than the Swamp or Doak at their bests.

JMO, but I have been to all three for big games
 
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RightSaidFred said:
Always did seem strange to me that 2 out of the Florida big 3 are hillbilly schools.

Blows my mind why Miami doesn’t clean up the state every year in recruiting. Maybe with a better coach and more funds, that will happen.

If you’re from Miami, Tampa, Orlando, etc…why the **** would you want to live in Gainesville over Coral Gables, all else equal? We have a natural advantage
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We should be doing the same thing with OL maulers that live up in PA and the surrounding areas who end up at Big 10 schools. Schedule all the visits in late November.
 
RightSaidFred said:
Florida is such a crazy state. Tale of extremes. You have places like Miami, which may be the most international city in America.

Then you have parts of Florida that are so redneck they make Alabama look like a beacon of civilization by comparison. NOBODY does redneck quite like the state of Florida. The only place I've ever been that even comes close is the swamps of Louisiana and the mountains of West Virginia.

But there are parts of Florida, swear to God and being 100% serious, I think the average IQ is somewhere in the 60's. Which explains why there are so many Gator fans out there.
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This is your best post on the board, no joke. The bold is accurate.

I make no judgment/determination re: native intelligence.

Miami is for sure the most international city in the country, and it's not close. Florida rednecks are the most hardcore, and it's not close.
 
RightSaidFred said:
Always did seem strange to me that 2 out of the Florida big 3 are hillbilly schools.

Blows my mind why Miami doesn’t clean up the state every year in recruiting. Maybe with a better coach and more funds, that will happen.

If you’re from Miami, Tampa, Orlando, etc…why the **** would you want to live in Gainesville over Coral Gables, all else equal? We have a natural advantage
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Fanbase, absolutely.

Student body, **** no.

UF is full of dorks.
 
Hold My Beer said:
Bonding on-line over how much they don't like Miami fans

BigErn: "I actually love your board. Genuinely funny posters over there. Meanwhile, reading the UM board makes me feel like I have an undiagnosed learning disability."

Illini_Gator: "I don’t get the UM board. They’re always arrogant and miserable. They would never dream of making fun of themselves. It’s a bore unless you go there to laugh at them…never with them. This is a good board."

Noles4ever0911: "The UF board is fantastic, hilarious posters who don’t take this stuff to seriously for the most part."

PCseminole: "****, as much as I can't stand the Turds, they are seriously funny over there ... That's the difference between them and the Canes. Those guys waayy down south are just terrible people and proud about it."

Two peas from the same pod ...

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JeddTheFisch said:
This is your best post on the board, no joke. The bold is accurate.

I make no judgment/determination re: native intelligence.

Miami is for sure the most international city in the country, and it's not close. Florida rednecks are the most hardcore, and it's not close.
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I mean... Below 70 is defined as "Mildly impared or delayed" or "Definite feeble-mindedness"

I think that sums up your average run-of-the-mill Gator fan. I mean, just look at that vacant expression. I'm pretty sure he's having deep thoughts about balloons.


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A spade is a spade, your honor.

I rest my case.
 
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RightSaidFred said:
I mean... Below 70 is defined as "Mildly impared or delayed" or "Definite feeble-mindedness"

I think that sums up your average run-of-the-mill Gator fan. I mean, just look at that vacant expression. I'm pretty sure he's having deep thoughts about balloons.


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A spade is a spade, your honor.

I rest my case.
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This man needs a Rx of more barbell and less buffet
 
Would have to have a helluva sense of humor to be associated with one of those schools, let alone live there...
Surely some type of mental disfunction involved...
 
Hold My Beer said:
Bonding on-line over how much they don't like Miami fans

BigErn: "I actually love your board. Genuinely funny posters over there. Meanwhile, reading the UM board makes me feel like I have an undiagnosed learning disability."

Illini_Gator: "I don’t get the UM board. They’re always arrogant and miserable. They would never dream of making fun of themselves. It’s a bore unless you go there to laugh at them…never with them. This is a good board."

Noles4ever0911: "The UF board is fantastic, hilarious posters who don’t take this stuff to seriously for the most part."

PCseminole: "****, as much as I can't stand the Turds, they are seriously funny over there ... That's the difference between them and the Canes. Those guys waayy down south are just terrible people and proud about it."

Two peas from the same pod ...

🖕 🖕
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Not funny?? Take ourselves too seriously?! I call BULL$H!T!! Those dudes never read this post by our very own @WhatTheHell !


Hold My Beer said:
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Hold My Beer said:
Bonding on-line over how much they don't like Miami fans

BigErn: "I actually love your board. Genuinely funny posters over there. Meanwhile, reading the UM board makes me feel like I have an undiagnosed learning disability."

Illini_Gator: "I don’t get the UM board. They’re always arrogant and miserable. They would never dream of making fun of themselves. It’s a bore unless you go there to laugh at them…never with them. This is a good board."

Noles4ever0911: "The UF board is fantastic, hilarious posters who don’t take this stuff to seriously for the most part."

PCseminole: "****, as much as I can't stand the Turds, they are seriously funny over there ... That's the difference between them and the Canes. Those guys waayy down south are just terrible people and proud about it."

Two peas from the same pod ...

🖕 🖕
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JeddTheFisch said:
This is your best post on the board, no joke. The bold is accurate.

I make no judgment/determination re: native intelligence.

Miami is for sure the most international city in the country, and it's not close. Florida rednecks are the most hardcore, and it's not close.
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Aaaaand.... loving it!
 
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Hold My Beer said:
Bonding on-line over how much they don't like Miami fans

BigErn: "I actually love your board. Genuinely funny posters over there. Meanwhile, reading the UM board makes me feel like I have an undiagnosed learning disability."

Illini_Gator: "I don’t get the UM board. They’re always arrogant and miserable. They would never dream of making fun of themselves. It’s a bore unless you go there to laugh at them…never with them. This is a good board."

Noles4ever0911: "The UF board is fantastic, hilarious posters who don’t take this stuff to seriously for the most part."

PCseminole: "****, as much as I can't stand the Turds, they are seriously funny over there ... That's the difference between them and the Canes. Those guys waayy down south are just terrible people and proud about it."

Two peas from the same pod ...

🖕 🖕
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To be fair, this board doesn't do humor, AT ALL! This place has high functioning Asperger's Syndrome.
 
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