No "Thoughts From the Bench Press - Playoff Edition"?

301cane

BREAK HIS BACK MAKE HIM HUMBEL OLD COUNTRY WAY
Joined
Aug 1, 2020
Messages
1,066
**** you JHall you better not be off doing ******* cable crossovers when we have the biggest **** game in 20 years going on, wtf. Quick someone get some Test C and Equipoise and Deca in here right ******* now. Oh, and don't forget to switch out the drawing needle for the injecting needle. That's a bad idea, not that I would know personally.
 
Advertisement
Let me give you the Temu version.

We're in the CFP for the first time in CFB history.
They'll take a worse beating than Teri Weigel's labia ever got.
volleyball-beach.gif
 
**** you JHall you better not be off doing ******* cable crossovers when we have the biggest **** game in 20 years going on, wtf. Quick someone get some Test C and Equipoise and Deca in here right ******* now. Oh, and don't forget to switch out the drawing needle for the injecting needle. That's a bad idea, not that I would know personally.

I just read every word, and sort of grasped the first sentence.

Past that - I was out in the weeds.

A dilemma. Was this brilliant - or lacking - I don't have a clue.

JHall - tell me whether to upvote or give us an interpretation.


PS: I speak American
 
Advertisement
**** you JHall you better not be off doing ******* cable crossovers when we have the biggest **** game in 20 years going on, wtf. Quick someone get some Test C and Equipoise and Deca in here right ******* now. Oh, and don't forget to switch out the drawing needle for the injecting needle. That's a bad idea, not that I would know personally.
jhall's doing a complete workout on the smith machine. slides the flat bench in for bench, then moves to a squat set up but instead does calf building toe raises. moves on to unassisted 135/lb squats. colombian chicks waiting are bemused by how a big guy could be so "muy debil" they are further confused when they try to strike up a conversation with him and he starts talking about late 80s ****. /jk jhall
 
Advertisement
Back
Top