New Uniforms Leak And Boy Do They Suck

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and everyone wonders whats wrong with this program--fanooks like the OP only care about what we wear.
 
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The helmets from the picture slightly resemble these. I am hoping the whole thing is a bad media misdirection tactic.

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I hope the pants are sheer.

I know. I'm dying to see at least a good outline of the players' genitalia. Genitalia can tell you a lot about the team's fortunes.

All this anticipation of the team's outfits has me in a tizzy. These guys at Adidas really know how to build suspense.
 
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I hope the pants are sheer.

I know. I'm dying to see at least a good outline of the players' genitalia. Genitalia can tell you a lot about the team's fortunes.

All this anticipation of the team's outfits has me in a tizzy. These guys at Adidas really know how to build suspense.

In what way, Champ?

I've conducted numerous heterosexual studies of male genitalia. For instance, a sad droopy penile apparatus signifies that the team is in dire straits.

I've found that the ***** often resembles the players' moods. A firm, strong, full ***** portends good fortune for the team. That's why I'm excited to examine our team's genitalia.
 
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Pants above knees and shoulders showing is all that matters. If Adidas made our jerseys like that we will win every game.
 
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