New TD Prop for the Offense Coming

[UMFarArcher]

What song does Sherman HemsleySalmons Lap dance to?...Movin on up??

Down on Me, by Janis Joplin.

 

[SWFLHurricane]

Down on Me, by Janis Joplin.

Lol....

 

[mirvin88]

Has to be a big play prop. Manny isn't dumb enough to give a prop on a one yard TD run.

 

[TheMatador]

It’s jacorys fur pimp coat and bejeweled chalice.

That was classic. He was intending to wear that for Heisman award appearance.

 

[TheMatador]

Down on Me, by Janis Joplin.

Trivia: She reportedly went to Port Arthur HS with Jimmy Johnson.

 

[TheMatador]

He forgot about it since it wasnt on his Laminated play sheet....

Shoulda wore reading glasses...always squinting at that thing to find a play to call. Why it was so hard given that we only had about six plays, I don't know.

 

[UMinati]

Hey we need more ideas, maybe we can have AJ pimp out some visor type sunglasses for the TD celebration.
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New TD song with this ‘One More Chance’ sample as the hook:
“I'm clocking ya, Versace shades watching ya
Once ya grin, I’m in - Game begins”

 

[ajkreider]

Man, scoring a touchdown used to be reward in of itself. If you want to improve the offense, you need to start celebrating FIRST downs.

That ship has so sailed. Participation chains right around the corner.

 

[305_separatist]

As beaten home by everyone else, this seems like it'd be real easy to do wrong. Difficult but probably not impossible to do right. I agree every TD is likely going to get old fast. But making it an arbitrary length TD can easily open a can of worms later on and just be awkward. For example someone makes a 49 yard return or dodges 6 tackles on a 30 when the chain only gets brought out for at least 50.

We'll see what Manny comes up with.

 

[FSisco7]

Need a Touchdown DONK