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So I went to the UM game at Heinz Field the day after thanksgiving and apparently now I am going to get friggin emails about Pitt until the end of time. Here is what was sent:
Good Morning *** (AutoCANE),
We are extremely excited for Coach Narduzzi’s second year and the renewed rivalry with Penn State on September 10[SUP]th[/SUP]at Heinz Field. I saw you had made it out to Heinz Field in the past and we need your support this year as we look to top the ACC Coastal Division.
We have customizable 3-game Mini Plans available, which is the best way to guarantee you a seat for the highly anticipated matchup with Penn State. This is a game you will not want to miss and I want to make sure you are a part of what is sure to be an amazing atmosphere. Please call me directly at ***-***-xxxx and we can go over all of your options for this season.
Thanks and Hail to Pitt!
Ryan
I have typed up a number of responses already, but keep deleting them as I don't feel they properly capture my feeling of disgust and vitriol that I feel for getting such emails. Particularly the last line.
Give me the best of what you have. I have considered posting this in the WEZ but I can only imagine those responses
Good Morning *** (AutoCANE),
We are extremely excited for Coach Narduzzi’s second year and the renewed rivalry with Penn State on September 10[SUP]th[/SUP]at Heinz Field. I saw you had made it out to Heinz Field in the past and we need your support this year as we look to top the ACC Coastal Division.
We have customizable 3-game Mini Plans available, which is the best way to guarantee you a seat for the highly anticipated matchup with Penn State. This is a game you will not want to miss and I want to make sure you are a part of what is sure to be an amazing atmosphere. Please call me directly at ***-***-xxxx and we can go over all of your options for this season.
Thanks and Hail to Pitt!
Ryan
I have typed up a number of responses already, but keep deleting them as I don't feel they properly capture my feeling of disgust and vitriol that I feel for getting such emails. Particularly the last line.
Give me the best of what you have. I have considered posting this in the WEZ but I can only imagine those responses