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Need some miami fan creativity

If you lead with my two questions he will definitely think you’re an awesome dude
 
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crossover22[]_[] said:
I guess this could be off topic but its about miami football also.

Been invited to play a member guest golf tournament this weekend in DC. Well my first match is against a guy we are familiar with. Sean Glennon.

Any creative things i could say to him to get in his head or **** with him?


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Michael is better!
Clap, clap, clap
Michael I'd better!
Clap, clap, clap

His brother Mike played for NCState.

Also, can never do wrong by dropping tidbit about VT being safety school for those who can't get into UVA and William and Mary (not necessarily true but it rubs them raw).

UVA vs VT...difference between Culture and agriCulture.
 
miamicanephins said:
To show your wokeness when you first meet, ask if there is a preferred pronoun you should use
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That’s what I was thinking. Something along the lines of “you look so familiar but don’t tell me yet I want to figure it out.” Then out of nowhere right before a par 5 during his backswing on his drive blurt out “oh yeah I remember now. You were on that documentary about transgender men that highlighted how hard it was because you said you always felt more comfortable in dresses and playing with dolls.” Then say don’t worry, I am pretty woke and don’t see an issue with you turning in your ****** for an extremely modest *****, judging by the creases in your pants. Going with such a small replica shows you are not being too overzealous. A big **** just wouldn’t seem authentic with your weak beta-ish character. I think you made the right choice.”
 
crossover22[]_[] said:
I guess this could be off topic but its about miami football also.

Been invited to play a member guest golf tournament this weekend in DC. Well my first match is against a guy we are familiar with. Sean Glennon.

Any creative things i could say to him to get in his head or **** with him?


Lets hear it.
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Tell him if he's not vaxxed and boosted he needs to double mask!
 
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Show up wearing an NC State hat. Wait for him to tell you his brother played there. Ask who he brother is. When he tells you, tell him you're a big fan of his bro. Never acknowledge you know he also played football.
 
Boarcane said:
You could just never acknowledge his football past, his school or anything related to the common bond you two share. Eighteen holes is a long time for a guy like that not to have his **** sucked by a football junkie. Talk about Miami and everything associated with this team. Never ever give him anything. He brings up our loss this weekend, smile. NOTHING. That will shake him. 100% Don’t be a kiss *** and make him feel good. You’ll lose if he/VT existed. Dead nothing zero NOT A THING
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Nailed it.
 
No_Fly_Zone said:
Show up wearing an NC State hat. Wait for him to tell you his brother played there. Ask who he brother is. When he tells you, tell him you're a big fan of his bro. Never acknowledge you know he also played football.
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SG: You know, I played QB at VT.
Rossover: Really, I thought you were like a local weatherman or something.
 
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