Is this a top 3 or a bottom 3? Will the order be based on preference/interest, alphabetical (by name), alphabetical (by city), alphabetical (by state), by undergrad population, by number of degrees offered, by total weight of current football team, by weight of athletic director, by weight of HC, AD's listed alphabetically by first name, AD's listed alphabetically by last name, HC listed alphabetically by first name, HC listed alphabetically by last name, number of intramural sports, entree choices at student cafeteria, average number of STD's for freshmen students, average weight of freshmen co-eds, mascot size, mascot aggressiveness, proximity to trap houses, availability of places at which to purchase condoms, proximity of Taco Bells, average APR of student athletes, number of Title IX required non-revenue sports, number of times Al Sharpton has been on campus, or some other equally important and valid criteria?