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I stopped at 3:30 when he said they are well conditioned. The 450lb 22 year old tends to think otherwise. I mean think of his caloric intake to hold that weight despite going through football practices in the heat of Florida. He must just inject PF Changs into his veins.

Not to mention he doesnt make consistent strong eye contact. Thats a man who lacks confidence. I dont just mean about our game I mean in general. A lot of wandering eyes. Looks down, over, etc. Its the sign of a man who sits when he pees. He prob shakes your hand and it feels like you are helping a chick out of a car.
 
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HurricanePhilly said:
I stopped at 3:30 when he said they are well conditioned. The 450lb 22 year old tends to think otherwise. I mean think of his caloric intake to hold that weight despite going through football practices in the heat of Florida. He must just inject PF Changs into his veins.

Not to mention he doesnt make consistent strong eye contact. Thats a man who lacks confidence. I dont just mean about our game I mean in general. A lot of wandering eyes. Looks down, over, etc. Its the sign of a man who sits when he pees. He prob shakes your hand and it feels like you are you are helping a chick out of a car.
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Of course we are projecting, but he doesnt come across as confident or excited; no smiles, lots of grimacing, lack of eye contact, lots of ummm's, etc etc
 
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kids all grown up and talkin bout foozball now
 
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HurricanePhilly said:
I stopped at 3:30 when he said they are well conditioned. The 450lb 22 year old tends to think otherwise. I mean think of his caloric intake to hold that weight despite going through football practices in the heat of Florida. He must just inject PF Changs into his veins.

Not to mention he doesnt make consistent strong eye contact. Thats a man who lacks confidence. I dont just mean about our game I mean in general. A lot of wandering eyes. Looks down, over, etc. Its the sign of a man who sits when he pees. He prob shakes your hand and it feels like you are helping a chick out of a car.
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Excellent descriptors.

We used to refer to that hand shake as "the dead fish." My Cuban, Puerto Rican and Mexican friends called it "el agarre del maricón" but I thought dead fish was pez muerto.
 
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HurricanePhilly said:
I stopped at 3:30 when he said they are well conditioned. The 450lb 22 year old tends to think otherwise. I mean think of his caloric intake to hold that weight despite going through football practices in the heat of Florida. He must just inject PF Changs into his veins.

Not to mention he doesnt make consistent strong eye contact. Thats a man who lacks confidence. I dont just mean about our game I mean in general. A lot of wandering eyes. Looks down, over, etc. Its the sign of a man who sits when he pees. He prob shakes your hand and it feels like you are helping a chick out of a car.
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Watson was up to 500lbs so their is that. Although, him dropping 50lbs I am sure isn't to hard. A sauna might do that for him.
 
i dont wish injuries for anyone but mertz being forced to leave the game for a bit and then lagway coming in and throwing a pick would be glorious
 
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