Mr Meat Master

[TheOriginalCane]

Their headquarters is in Kendall.

 

[FuriousStyles]

What's their slogan, "Can't beat Mr. Meat Master?
Are they located on South Beach?
Does Mrs. Meat Master like Roast beef curtains?
Are they willing to branch off into the fishing industry and be known as Mr. Meat Master Bait Company?

Can we request that they never…ever, seek stadium naming rights? Respectfully…

 

[Gransapo]

 

[TheOriginalCane]

 

[PIPO]

 

[Bipolarcane]

This place is out of pocket and out of control. Meat master wtf.

 

[Rellyrell]

Mr Meat Master:
“We got the meats if u got the cheeks.”
“Enough meat to satisfy any craving”
“No one can beat our meats”
“We promise u won’t get enough of our thick cuts”
“Feel the tenderness melt in ur mouth”

 

[Empirical Cane]

He right on this deal?!

Apparantly Jovani Haskins has done well for himself post- football.

 

[BigDikDaddyFromCincinnati]

I couldn't even respond. Not even in Spanish. I made four (dumb) jokes/comments about the name and he didn't get it. At least I now know this company is HQ'ed in Kendall though. Gracias Señor Frog.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I couldn't even respond. Not even in Spanish. I made four (dumb) jokes/comments about the name and he didn't get it. At least I now know this company is HQ'ed in Kendall though. Gracias Señor Frog.

Yeah, I'm with you on this one.

We CANNOT let him into the Tears threads, he will destroy everything.

I can just see it now, "hey guys, Mike Norvell never went to prison, and Billy Bob Thornton was actually the star of Slingblade"...

 

[BigDikDaddyFromCincinnati]

After some careful thought and deliberation, wouldn't KW2 make the perfect spokesman for this company?

 

[BigDikDaddyFromCincinnati]

Mr Meat Master:
“We got the meats if u got the cheeks.”
“Enough meat to satisfy any craving”
“No one can beat our meats”
“We promise u won’t get enough of our thick cuts”
“Feel the tenderness melt in ur mouth”

You sure about that?

 

[Atom Atlas]

Mr Meat Master:
“We got the meats if u got the cheeks.”
“Enough meat to satisfy any craving”
“No one can beat our meats”
“We promise u won’t get enough of our thick cuts”
“Feel the tenderness melt in ur mouth”

 

[423Hurricane]

Mr Meat Master:
“We got the meats if u got the cheeks.”
“Enough meat to satisfy any craving”
“No one can beat our meats”
“We promise u won’t get enough of our thick cuts”
“Feel the tenderness melt in ur mouth”

The possible tag lines are endless.

 

[Bender]

Mr Meat Master:
“We got the meats if u got the cheeks.”
“Enough meat to satisfy any craving”
“No one can beat our meats”
“We promise u won’t get enough of our thick cuts”
“Feel the tenderness melt in ur mouth”

How about this one:

 

[Lagway>Beck]

You rang ?

 

[Felonious Monk]

You rang ?

Did you think that through? Because as a name change afficionado, I would've avoided that due to the inevitable Grindr jokes.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Did you think that through? Because as a name change afficionado, I would've avoided that due to the inevitable Grindr jokes.

I mean, it's better than his earlier screen name.

 

[BigDikDaddyFromCincinnati]

My ex has one of those in her nightstand

I can't stop laughng at this comment. And there were several doozies in this thread, but this one right here...lololol

 

[CaneLife93]

We all will meat our master at some point