2026 Milan Parris 4* WR from Stow, OH (Walsh Jesuit HS) Pre-Commit Thread (was an ISU commit)

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For a nominal fee, I could be persuaded to drive the 20 minutes to "encourage" the young man to come to UM.
Let’s do it! We have to link up when they rematch against Hoban in the playoffs, they’re going to see each other again. Last year Hoban beat them in the playoffs in bad weather game, they couldn’t get the passing game going at all. I really like this kid.

Hoban plays Glenville tonight. I may go to that one.
 
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Also i think this kid is originally from LA....i know he has that big LA tattoo on him.
Also i think this kid is originally from LA....i know he has that big LA tattoo on him.
You mean Paris? If so I don’t know where he’s from originally, but he’s been at Walsh his entire high school run. I remember him being talked about by some Walsh parents at one of my nephew’s games in middle school. At time Timmy nephew was really highly thought of, all of the local schools wanted him, he started out at Glenville, he played for Ted Ginn, Jr’s Ginn Elite program, but he transferred to Travis Kelce’s school for this season. Paris for real. I don’t typically think that players in Akron are UM level, but he 100% is. Hoban has a pair of brother LBs that I hope we’re looking at. Both are state champion level wrestlers.
 
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Flo said on Friday’s show that IF Parris gets to the Gables, he feels very good about our chances in this recruitment. However, need to hope that he doesn’t commit before that visit because the OK and Oregon know they need to get him to commit before he visits Miami if they have any chance.
 
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Pick him up from school early on friday with a helicopter on school grounds. Copter to airport, fly him in for Lville game.
 
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I would take him if he's that good but letting early season wins/losses (unless to the extreme) dictate who you're feeling is a bit weak. That kind of mindset will have him transferring 3x before it's all said and done.
 
I would take him if he's that good but letting early season wins/losses (unless to the extreme) dictate who you're feeling is a bit weak. That kind of mindset will have him transferring 3x before it's all said and done.
I don't think he's having early season losses by Iowa State dictate anything. He probably took his best available offer before.
He's getting bigger offers than he had previously with Oregon, Miami, Oklahoma stepping in. I'm sure people pitched that Becht won't be there, Campbell may not be there, on top of them having less history than the big 3 schools taking over his recruitment. It's not like he's a Keith Bryant who has decommitted 20 times.
 
I don't think he's having early season losses by Iowa State dictate anything. He probably took his best available offer before.
He's getting bigger offers than he had previously with Oregon, Miami, Oklahoma stepping in. I'm sure people pitched that Becht won't be there, Campbell may not be there, on top of them having less history than the big 3 schools taking over his recruitment. It's not like he's a Keith Bryant who has decommitted 20 times.
Yeah lazily I was talking about Oregon/Oklahoma losing. See-sawing back and forth. If Miami loses Friday night (in Jesus name NO ha), then he goes to like Ohio St, etc. Hypothetical. I get leveling up on bags/chances to win NC.
 
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***** it! So here's the plan.

Extraction:
@AkronCane & @JHallCanes Now I prefer a more subtle approach, but I'm not opposed to
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Distraction:
@Paranos I need you to get a few of your "contacts" to provide some cover. I'm thinking something along the lines of
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Or

twerking GIF


But I'll leave the details to you.

Logistics:
@HarrietTubmanCane (For obvious reasons). We'll need safehouses, travel arrangements, and provisions (including, but not limited to, an endless supply of croquettes, cafecito, and gummy bears, I kinda have a sweet tooth).

Legal:
@TheOriginalCane (as if there was any doubt) I need you to wrap the legal system up with so much paperwork and motions that it'll take a decade to just to get through the introduction

Public Relations:
@cway313 your mastery of ignoring facts or different perspectives, to go along with your uncanny ability to not answer direct questions in order to stick with a carefully crafted narrative that would make Carolyn Levitt jealous, would be an amazing ASSet to this team.

And to the rest of you, just remember, SNITCHES GET STITCHES


This is a simple smash 'n grab. If everyone executes their assignments properly, there's no reason Paris won't be a 'Cane by this weekend.
 
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***** it! So here's the plan.

Extraction:
@AkronCane & @JHallCanes Now I prefer a more subtle approach, but I'm not opposed to
tv show hello GIF by Animal Kingdom on TNT


Distraction:
@Paranos I need you to get a few of your "contacts" to provide some cover. I'm thinking something along the lines of
Fat Girl Dancing GIF by The Maury Show


Or

twerking GIF


But I'll leave the details to you.

Logistics:
@HarrietTubmanCane (For obvious reasons). We'll need safehouses, travel arrangements, and provisions (including, but not limited to, an endless supply of croquettes, cafecito, and gummy bears, I kinda have a sweet tooth).

Legal:
@TheOriginalCane (as if there was any doubt) I need you to wrap the legal system up with so much paperwork and motions that it'll take a decade to just to get through the introduction

Public Relations:
@cway313 your mastery of ignoring facts or different perspectives, to go along with your uncanny ability to not answer direct questions in order to stick with a carefully crafted narrative that would make Carolyn Levitt jealous, would be an amazing ASSet to this team.

And to the rest of you, just remember, SNITCHES GET STITCHES


This is a simple smash 'n grab. If everyone executes their assignments properly, there's no reason Paris won't be a 'Cane by this weekend.
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What if we just go this route...?
 
***** it! So here's the plan.

Extraction:
@AkronCane & @JHallCanes Now I prefer a more subtle approach, but I'm not opposed to
tv show hello GIF by Animal Kingdom on TNT


Distraction:
@Paranos I need you to get a few of your "contacts" to provide some cover. I'm thinking something along the lines of
Fat Girl Dancing GIF by The Maury Show


Or

twerking GIF


But I'll leave the details to you.

Logistics:
@HarrietTubmanCane (For obvious reasons). We'll need safehouses, travel arrangements, and provisions (including, but not limited to, an endless supply of croquettes, cafecito, and gummy bears, I kinda have a sweet tooth).

Legal:
@TheOriginalCane (as if there was any doubt) I need you to wrap the legal system up with so much paperwork and motions that it'll take a decade to just to get through the introduction

Public Relations:
@cway313 your mastery of ignoring facts or different perspectives, to go along with your uncanny ability to not answer direct questions in order to stick with a carefully crafted narrative that would make Carolyn Levitt jealous, would be an amazing ASSet to this team.

And to the rest of you, just remember, SNITCHES GET STITCHES


This is a simple smash 'n grab. If everyone executes their assignments properly, there's no reason Paris won't be a 'Cane by this weekend.
I’m all in!
 
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