Miami Vs UF

Yeah, the only way that game will be played going forward is in the playoff or in a lower bowl. They'll play 9 conference games and FSU with a G6 and FCS every year.

As an aside, pleasantly surprised Miami was even mentioned. A guy in his 30's at work is a gator and to him it's FSU, UGA, and Tennessee. It's been 40 years now since they played every year. Hard to gather that much hate. The older guys know how it is though.
The Gates have always had a massive inferiority complex over Miami. Even when they duck us for 10 years. Then when do play (and lose) they claim it's not important because of the SEC.

They're still dumbfounded and furious that Schnellenberger put us on the map.
 
The Gates have always had a massive inferiority complex over Miami. Even when they duck us for 10 years. Then when do play (and lose) they claim it's not important because of the SEC.

They're still dumbfounded and furious that Schnellenberger put us on the map.

They totally punked us in their 2008 championship season under Liar trying to score that last second TD. Didn’t succeed but they were running up the score after we held them close for 3 quarters. I’ve wanted to put 100 on them every time we meet since then.
 
30-27 all-time
8-2 in the last 10
Embarrassing, emasculating thorough beatings the last 2 seasons, in 2 locations
More nattys
More hall of famers
More first round picks

Don’t let these delusional dorks ******* breathe. They can’t have **** to say. Yeah, I’m a Miami fan. I’m a homer. But this **** is FACTUAL. I’m not blurring lines or making assumptions.

Miami has the better historical program. PERIODT. More wins head to head, more championships. And they had like a 40 year head start. Miami is better throughout history. Full ******* stop. We’ve beaten you more than you’ve beaten us, overall. In the last 10, you’ve won 2.

And good lord, could the last 2 seasons have been more embarrassing? Genuinely. We made them tap the last 2 years. On their **** field, in one. Bullied them up and down the field, at no point did they think they had a shot to win, and that ******* sewer was EMPTY in the early 4th quarter except for US. Trust me, I was there. In the middle of the Bull Gator section. **** looked like a funeral, and half full, at best.

So don’t let these people say ****. They don’t have a ******* word to say to us. Miami is better in the past. Miami is better currently. Is there anyone on earth who’d buy stock today on UiF vs Miami for the future? We can’t predict what happens, but the answer is a fat ******* NO.

Step on their throats. MFs should be quieter than church mice right now. Don’t let em say a word to us. They’re our *******. Forever and ever.
 
30-27 all-time
8-2 in the last 10
Embarrassing, emasculating thorough beatings the last 2 seasons, in 2 locations
More nattys
More hall of famers
More first round picks

Don’t let these delusional dorks ******* breathe. They can’t have **** to say. Yeah, I’m a Miami fan. I’m a homer. But this **** is FACTUAL. I’m not blurring lines or making assumptions.

Miami has the better historical program. PERIODT. More wins head to head, more championships. And they had like a 40 year head start. Miami is better throughout history. Full ******* stop. We’ve beaten you more than you’ve beaten us, overall. In the last 10, you’ve won 2.

And good lord, could the last 2 seasons have been more embarrassing? Genuinely. We made them tap the last 2 years. On their **** field, in one. Bullied them up and down the field, at no point did they think they had a shot to win, and that ******* sewer was EMPTY in the early 4th quarter except for US. Trust me, I was there. In the middle of the Bull Gator section. **** looked like a funeral, and half full, at best.

So don’t let these people say ****. They don’t have a ******* word to say to us. Miami is better in the past. Miami is better currently. Is there anyone on earth who’d buy stock today on UiF vs Miami for the future? We can’t predict what happens, but the answer is a fat ******* NO.

Step on their throats. MFs should be quieter than church mice right now. Don’t let em say a word to us. They’re our *******. Forever and ever.
And those 2 wins for UF came when we were at our worst and they were at their best. 2008 and 2019.

2019
Miami (6-7) - 20
Florida (11-2) - 24

Neutral site opener we could have absolutely won. Some say we should have. Florida ended up winning the Orange Bowl and gave a historic LSU team their toughest game. Miami lost to FIU. Don’t need to say much more.

2008
Miami (7-6) - 3
Florida (13-1 National Champs) - 26

Yes, this was arguably the greatest UF team of all time against a Randy Shannon clunker in The Swamp and don’t let the score fool you. This was a one score game headed into the 4th quarter.

Verdict: Florida just doesn’t do well when they play us. Even when they’re good and we’re awful, we give them ****. If it’s the other way around, we blow them out of their own stadium...into outer space. With the new SEC schedule and the 2 most recent outcomes between the 2 of us, I would be absolutely shocked if they agree to play us again…ever.
 
And those 2 wins for UF came when we were at our worst and they were at their best. 2008 and 2019.

2019
Miami (6-7) - 20
Florida (11-2) - 24

Neutral site opener we could have absolutely won. Some say we should have. Florida ended up winning the Orange Bowl and gave a historic LSU team their toughest game. Miami lost to FIU. Don’t need to say much more.

2008
Miami (7-6) - 3
Florida (13-1 National Champs) - 26

Yes, this was arguably the greatest UF team of all time against a Randy Shannon clunker in The Swamp and don’t let the score fool you. This was a one score game headed into the 4th quarter.

Verdict: Florida just doesn’t do well when they play us. Even when they’re good and we’re awful, we give them ****. If it’s the other way around, we blow them out of their own stadium...into outer space. With the new SEC schedule and the 2 most recent outcomes between the 2 of us, I would be absolutely shocked if they agree to play us again…ever.

I don’t care about the at their best/worst stuff. That’s cope. That’s loser talk. If I whip your ***, it’s not my fault that you’re “down”. That’s a YOU problem, not a me problem. It’s my job to be good every year. So I put 0.0 credence into the “you beat one of the worst Miami teams ever” or like FSU fans right now saying the same. Oh, you’re beating Mike Norvell, congrats. Uh, yeah? You’re paying him $10M to beat us. If he doesn’t, that sucks for you, like Mystikal said, “it ain’t my fault”.
 
I don’t care about the at their best/worst stuff. That’s cope. That’s loser talk. If I whip your ***, it’s not my fault that you’re “down”. That’s a YOU problem, not a me problem. It’s my job to be good every year. So I put 0.0 credence into the “you beat one of the worst Miami teams ever” or like FSU fans right now saying the same. Oh, you’re beating Mike Norvell, congrats. Uh, yeah? You’re paying him $10M to beat us. If he doesn’t, that sucks for you, like Mystikal said, “it ain’t my fault”.
Respect that. Applicable especially in rivalries. I suppose what I was trying to say is, even when UF has 1st rounders or legendary players, we still kick their *** and they’re sort of our little..*****?

Also I find the Tom Petty “won’t back down” gimmick an insult to the legendary musician solely based on the fact UF literally cancelled our annual rivalry out of fear. I know ole Tom is a fan and he’s from there but come on Tom, make sure those hits are use appropriately! UF most definitely “backed down” on that one!
 
I am glad they beat Texas right after losing to us. Made a big difference at the end of the year because the delusional pollsters were trying their hardest to get Texas in over us
Man I totally agree

Because we beat the **** out of them physically in that game. I ALMOST felt bad for Lagway at one point they were so thoroughly dominated

To turn around a week later and beat Texas was hilarious
 
Man I totally agree

Because we beat the **** out of them physically in that game. I ALMOST felt bad for Lagway at one point they were so thoroughly dominated

To turn around a week later and beat Texas was hilarious

It just shows what an underachieving team Texas was last season, because Florida was just never that good, they were basically bad every game they played. Yet they stomped a much more talented Texas team.
 
30-27 all-time
8-2 in the last 10


Actually, 31-27.

58 total games played.

UGa started playing The Gator 23 years before we did. Same conference. 103 games played.
Auburn started playing The Gator 26 years before we did. Same conference. 84 games played.
Kentucky started playing The Gator 21 years before we did. Same conference. 76 games played.
LSU started playing The Gator a year before we did. Same conference. 72 games played.

With the history that UM and UF have, Miami might as well be a member of the SEC.
 
I don’t care about the at their best/worst stuff. That’s cope. That’s loser talk. If I whip your ***, it’s not my fault that you’re “down”. That’s a YOU problem, not a me problem. It’s my job to be good every year. So I put 0.0 credence into the “you beat one of the worst Miami teams ever” or like FSU fans right now saying the same. Oh, you’re beating Mike Norvell, congrats. Uh, yeah? You’re paying him $10M to beat us. If he doesn’t, that sucks for you, like Mystikal said, “it ain’t my fault”.
GABOS
 
Been watching some Aaron Philo & UF is LUCKY that they don’t play us this season...

He throws lob balls on his deep passes. The ball floats & loses velocity as it reaches its apex.

Straight medicine ball tosser.
 
One high ankle sprain for Baugh and that season is 5 wins.

Unless someone else pops out of the woodwork, Baugh is their offense. Philo is strictly ball control, short passes, bubble screens, quick slants, dumpoffs to the running backs, and if they’re smart, they won’t let him air it out downfield.
 
UF probably goes 6-6 or 7-5 this year, which I’m sure would get them thinking they’re back lol

Vs FAU - Win
Vs Campbell - Win
@ Auburn - Loss
Vs Ole Miss - Loss
@ Missouri - Win
Vs South Carolina - Win
@ Texas - LOSS
BYE
Vs UGA in Atlanta - Loss
Vs OU - Win
@ UK - Loss
Vs Vandy - Win
@ FSU - Win

*Oklahoma should be a LOSS for UF but UF seems to get 1 upset against a top tier opponent every year, I think OU this year will be like the Texas game last year and the LSU/Ole Miss games the year before that.
 
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