Miami unveils uniforms for Florida game

Here come the clothing experts.

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I post this every year, but I was recently appointed judge, jury, and executioner of all things uniforms by Mario Cristobal, and here are the scientific, definitive rankings that are no way my opinion:

1. White/White (Stormtroopers) -- pure, unadulterated ***
2. Orange/White -- Traditional home uniform. A staple of staples.
3. White/Orange -- panty dropping away game combo
4. Green/White -- Perfect for 1-2 home games per year
5. White/Green -- 3rd best road combo
6. Green/Green -- Look like bile, but possible to stomach once every few years
7. Orange/Orange -- Clemson called. They want their uniforms back.
T8. Green/Orange and Orange/Green -- Should never happen under any circumstances. The apocalypse is more appealing than wearing these.

Orange/Orange = The Great Pumpkin look.. ugly as heck
 
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Have we worn pickles since going to adidas? Last I remember was the last Nike year.

Adidas in 2017 branded the All Greens “State of Miami”



We wore them:
Against Syracuse in the 2017-18 season
Against FSU, in the 2018-19 season
The last time against App St, in the 2021-22 season

I believe the last time we wore all orange was back in 2015 in like the 2nd or 3rd game of the season in the flamingo joints.
 
Adidas in 2017 branded the All Greens “State of Miami”



We wore them:
Against Syracuse in the 2017-18 season
Against FSU, in the 2018-19 season
The last time against App St, in the 2021-22 season

I believe the last time we wore all orange was back in 2015 in like the 2nd or 3rd game of the season in the flamingo joints.

Gotcha. I hate the all green look, personally. But for some reason the last I remembered us wearing them and the all orange was when Duke was still on the team.

To be fair, the adidas look a **** of a lot better with the stripes down the leg, because these look terrible.

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I feel like there should be a separate thread on alternate channels for game overlaps - this is always so frustrating - granted I have figured it out now - but maybe others have not. I will typically just stream it on StreamEast.
 
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Gotcha. I hate the all green look, personally. But for some reason the last I remembered us wearing them and the all orange was when Duke was still on the team.

To be fair, the adidas look a **** of a lot better with the stripes down the leg, because these look terrible.

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Personally I like the all green and I don't think the one Kaaya is wearing here looks bad at all.
 
Gotcha. I hate the all green look, personally. But for some reason the last I remembered us wearing them and the all orange was when Duke was still on the team.

To be fair, the adidas look a **** of a lot better with the stripes down the leg, because these look terrible.

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Let me preface this by saying there are certain programs that shouldn’t do all colored uniforms, & we’re one of those programs. I hate our all green & our all orange combo. We just don’t look good in them; but, “if” I had to choose one or the other, I hope to God I never see all orange ever again.

With that said, I respectfully disagree with you on the all green Nike vs. Adidas (2016-2019). I promise u if the logos were switched on the jerseys, I would say the say thing.

The 2014 jerseys are 10x more aesthetically pleasing than Adidas. The stripe actually makes the uniforms look worst b/c it’s already a busy uniform.

This version of Adidas is the two tone strawberry patch, so the last thing u want to do is add more to an already busy pattern. Also, this was the stretch U or the V on the collar. Lastly, b/c of the pattern, it gave the appearance that the pants were a slight shade different than the tops.

If we decided to go w/ an all green combo w/ the current template Adidas is using (I hope we do not), I would prefer that over the 2014 Nike unis, simply b/c Adidas is “borrowing” inspiration from a Nike template & it’s the best uniform we’ve had from an aesthetics standpoint.
 
Let me preface this by saying there are certain programs that shouldn’t do all colored uniforms, & we’re one of those programs. I hate our all green & our all orange combo. We just don’t look good in them; but, “if” I had to choose one or the other, I hope to God I never see all orange ever again.

With that said, I respectfully disagree with you on the all green Nike vs. Adidas (2016-2019). I promise u if the logos were switched on the jerseys, I would say the say thing.

The 2014 jerseys are 10x more aesthetically pleasing than Adidas. The stripe actually makes the uniforms look worst b/c it’s already a busy uniform.

This version of Adidas is the two tone strawberry patch, so the last thing u want to do is add more to an already busy pattern. Also, this was the stretch U or the V on the collar. Lastly, b/c of the pattern, it gave the appearance that the pants were a slight shade different than the tops.

If we decided to go w/ an all green combo w/ the current template Adidas is using (I hope we do not), I would prefer that over the 2014 Nike unis, simply b/c Adidas is “borrowing” inspiration from a Nike template & it’s the best uniform we’ve had from an aesthetics standpoint.
It’s not a Nike/Adidas issue for me (I heavily prefer Nike on the whole), I just like some contrast and those Nike jerseys had none, and looked cheap and boring, imo. This jersey, without the **** adidas material and with better name plate letters, would just look better to me.

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