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Miami unveils uniforms for Florida game

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OrangeBowlMagic said:
I post this every year, but I was recently appointed judge, jury, and executioner of all things uniforms by Mario Cristobal, and here are the scientific, definitive rankings that are no way my opinion:

1. White/White (Stormtroopers) -- pure, unadulterated ***
2. Orange/White -- Traditional home uniform. A staple of staples.
3. White/Orange -- panty dropping away game combo
4. Green/White -- Perfect for 1-2 home games per year
5. White/Green -- 3rd best road combo
6. Green/Green -- Look like bile, but possible to stomach once every few years
7. Orange/Orange -- Clemson called. They want their uniforms back.
T8. Green/Orange and Orange/Green -- Should never happen under any circumstances. The apocalypse is more appealing than wearing these.
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White with orange pants is missionary *** , it’s boring but it’s still ***.

Storm troopers is flipping your girl over and slamming her face into the mattress for the first time with the lights on.

White with green pants is the first night you banged your wife , new and exciting but gets old fast.
 
Cribby said:
White with orange pants is missionary *** , it’s boring but it’s still ***.
Storm troopers is flipping her over and slamming her face into the mattress
Orange with white pants is her riding you after you did the previous two and are exhausted. Not me of course , I never get tired , I’m a machine……..
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That’s what we’ll call em. MACHINEEEE
 
Trinton Breeze said:
Miami fans were already visualizing the game on Saturday. Now that picture is a lot clearer.

The Hurricanes will go with the classic white helmets, white jerseys, and white pants against Florida. The last time the Hurricanes wore white jerseys and white pants was last year's road game against North Carolina. The Canes are hoping for a better result this time.



Last year, Mario Cristobal stuck with the traditional white-and-orange look until the Georgia Tech game, when they wore their black jerseys. This is a new year, and the Canes will be starting out in combination many fans refer to as "the Stormtroopers."


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That’s because they are the stormtroopers?!?
 
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only these goofy mfers could **** things up this bad lmaoooooo
like walkin into a home game for us
cant make this **** up
 
Yes I was jus on here yesterday hoping for the all white!! Bout to put 50 on these lame mfs LFG!
 
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OrangeBowlMagic said:
I post this every year, but I was recently appointed judge, jury, and executioner of all things uniforms by Mario Cristobal, and here are the scientific, definitive rankings that are no way my opinion:

1. White/White (Stormtroopers) -- pure, unadulterated ***
2. Orange/White -- Traditional home uniform. A staple of staples.
3. White/Orange -- panty dropping away game combo
4. Green/White -- Perfect for 1-2 home games per year
5. White/Green -- 3rd best road combo
6. Green/Green -- Look like bile, but possible to stomach once every few years
7. Orange/Orange -- Clemson called. They want their uniforms back.
T8. Green/Orange and Orange/Green -- Should never happen under any circumstances. The apocalypse is more appealing than wearing these.
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When was the last time we wore Green/Green?
 
At least in that picture, the mesh portion of the jersey looks weird, like a girdle or like we won the heavyweight title in the world's gayest wrestling promotion
 
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