Miami lands QB Cam Ward after weeks of pursuit

[TheOriginalCane]

Or maybe hes getting a few Million dollars

To compensate him for deferring his NFL career for a year? Seems fair to me.

 

[Canezum5]

Bruh. These cats are insane. They want you to be a fan the way they're a fan. If you dont root like them, hope like them, buy the same type of jersey, as them, brush Mario's mishaps under the rug like them, then its:

And

 

[dk72]

Or maybe hes getting a few Million dollars

I'm sure that played a role too. Doesn't change the fact he is looking to the NFL, has one year to improve his stock, and wasnt swayed by the ridiculously overblown nonsense of Mario "ruining" QBs that the mopes love pushing. Thankfully he and those who actually know anything arent swayed by internet whiners who know nothing but post prolifically.

 

[cway313]

Bruh. These cats are insane. They want you to be a fan the way they're a fan. If you dont root like them, hope like them, buy the same type of jersey, as them, brush Mario's mishaps under the rug like them, then its:

And

I like receipts, but more importantly is crazy. You can thank 1 person for that.

 

[Canezum5]

Fair point. Though I think he intended the "more importantly" to be sarcastic, rather than literal.

But fair point.

On the other hand, you have the winner of Mope of the Year claiming he "loves a good aha moment", but has been fighting with every single poster who "aha's" him.

The issue is not "today". I know there will be a bunch of mopes at the UM-F$U game this fall acting all happy and whatnot.

The issue is that the Mopes will go full-on toxic again, and soon, whenever there is adversity. It's silly to think that "Cam Ward picking Miami" has converted all of them into broad-shouldered fans who can handle the rollercoaster ride that is UM football without crying every time we go downhill for a few seconds.

I get both sides. I just want us to get along a lil better, is all. Im pretty sure the Wards, and/or extended family-friends, are reading this thread like " ****, is anyone going to be happy about fam".

We have more vitriol for each other than we do rival fanbases.

 

[Suhrthing]

Bruh. These cats are insane. They want you to be a fan the way they're a fan. If you dont root like them, hope like them, buy the same type of jersey, as them, brush Mario's mishaps under the rug like them, then its:

And

Mopes ruin every thread, even manage to mope in national signing day threads. If you can't keep the incessant negativity to yourselves - expect the retribution on days like today, stop whining and take it like a man.

 

[HarrietTubmanCane]

After what happened to my Browns today, I so needed this morsel of good news.

Bruh it LITERALLY saved my day. I stopped watching after the second pick 6. Left the room, went into my bedroom laid on the bed opened up CIS and the tweet was right there, I started cracking up laughing . Mario is crazy.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Bruh. These cats are insane. They want you to be a fan the way they're a fan. If you dont root like them, hope like them, buy the same type of jersey, as them, brush Mario's mishaps under the rug like them, then its:

And

Nah, it ain't that complicated.

More like...

---Be whatever type of fan you want
---Don't make the board a cesspool of misery
---Act like a man and stop being a ***** with non-stop whining

Simple.

 

[Josh]

So nobody even gonna address @joshvalencia1996

Bro was ahead of his time.

Honestly just happy we got our guy in the end

 

[cdmd]

Can anyone send this

- Cam decided yesterday when coaches called to do their weekly check-in. It had been on his mind for a while
- The conversation was about X's and O's ... Cam left the call convinced he could spend one year at Miami and become a first-round draft pick
- The expectation amongst the family was he could go as low as 4th round. But they also felt that in draft process, they could sneak into late first round
- Even when he chose NFL, he was 50/50 on the decision
- Had an NIL agreement in place to become a Cane before deciding he’d go to the NFL (Cribby FTW)
- Currently driving down with his family to enroll

Cam Ward and his family are loaded up and driving down I-95 to Miami this morning: An inside look at a drama-filled few weeks

We have your inside look at how the whole Cam Ward to Miami drama went down with insight from both his parents.

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[canecrazy23]

I could really smother some dudes faces with my ball bag if I wasn’t so classy

That's what we have @TrumpyCane for. LOL

 

[Canezum5]

Mopes ruin every thread, even manage to mope in national signing day threads. If you can't keep the incessant negativity to yourselves - expect the retribution on days like today, stop whining and take it like a man.

Im not a mope or a slurp. Not one person has called me out. Not one person can pull a receipt on me.

I am very even keeled. I give props when due, i give criticism when due. I never go over the top of either side of the fence.
Make your own side thread to do all this feminine **** is what im saying.

Dont do it on the headlining commitment thread.

 

[Cribby]

Honestly just happy we got our guy in the end

Your info was always correct. Welcome to my world where things change multiple times then you‘re stuck on the cliff looking down.

 

[BoxingRobes]

So, we riding on our enemies both domestic and abroad now or we still got some mopes?

 

[Canezum5]

Mopes ruin every thread, even manage to mope in national signing day threads. If you can't keep the incessant negativity to yourselves - expect the retribution on days like today, stop whining and take it like a man.

This school has won a bowl game. Just 1, in 20 years.

There is no such thing as anything but a mope as a Cane fan. We have lived in perpetual mopeville. The entire program has been a ball of " incessant negativity" for 20+ years.

You expect these battered ******* to be happy? About what? Learn to respect differences in opinion and keep scrolling. Them people got every right to be cynical and mopey until this teams starts winning conference and National ships again

 

[NJshoreCane]

Bruh. These cats are insane. They want you to be a fan the way they're a fan. If you dont root like them, hope like them, buy the same type of jersey, as them, brush Mario's mishaps under the rug like them, then its:

And

Nah, for me it’s not like that.
Be any kind of fan you want to.

There are plenty of fans here who are ****ed about the results of the last few years, including me.
When things are bad, some choose to vent, while others choose to be pot-stirring ********.
Every thread…same ****.

There’s a difference, and they’re the guys getting it today.

fwiw…I don’t think you’re one of those guys. I am not going after anyone either.
Time to celebrate Let’s move on.

 

[Josh]

Your info was always correct. Welcome to my world where things change multiple times then you‘re stuck on the cliff looking down.

Yea made me reconsider putting anything out there so I just waited to see how it’d play out

 

[canecrazy23]

Absolutely true. He only made it ONE SENTENCE before he started moping again.

Imagine being so miserable that your coach just landed one of the best QB's in the country and you still make a post calling your coach "Christomoron". Man mopes gonna mope.

 

[WestGA'Cane]

So mopes are ruining the board, but turning a commitment thread (celebratory) into a ****ing contest - that's for the benefit of everyone?
Perhaps the biggest/most potentially impactful commitment to the program in years, and this is what dominates the conversation? Here ya go..

 

[Suhrthing]

Im not a mope or a slurp. Not one person has called me out. Not one person can pull a receipt on me.

I am very even keeled. I give props when due, i give criticism when due. I never go over the top of either side of the fence.
Make your own side thread to do all this feminine **** is what im saying.

Dont do it on the headlining commitment thread.

Don't mope in EVERY thread, until then - no ***** given.