I thought that the towers were to be razed (I was kind of sad to hear that, as I stayed in Hecht)?
That said, I can imagine the counter pitches:
Florida: Lake Osceola may have some alligators, but if you come here you'll see all the gators that you want. And jorts too. Don't forget the "get out of jail" free card (expires after leaving school).
Alabama: Their dormitories may be beautiful, but do they come with free cars? I mean, leased cars?
Clemson: This stuff? It's brutalist. It's old school. The Tigers are committed to spending over $5B on new player-specific dormitories, that will feature wave pools, roller coasters, water slides, personal assistants, and golden toilets.
Florida State: We once beat Miami. Once upon a time. Maybe again?