Marty "Gump" Smith Trespassing At The UC Pool

[Tad Footeball]

I like to think this clown was later arrested by Ed Hudak and that his organs are currently shutting down due to the blunt force trauma they suffered by his hilljack over-rotation on this "dive". Not to mention that the whole pool has to be drained and sanitized now based off being contaminated by whatever grease is on top of his head.

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[ben]

i like Marty! He's at the Rat now...

 

[Tad Footeball]

Not sure why the video isn't embeding.

https://twitter.com/MattBarrie/status/926425173884133376

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

That had to hurt

 

[redcane]

Never heard of the guy. Is he a hokie?

 

[Tad Footeball]

i like Marty! He's at the Rat now...

If I remember my first exposure to this waterlogged looking "Aw shucks!" rat it was some story about his love of Vag Tech. You should dump a pitcher of O'Doul's on his head.

 

[112_cane]

Never heard of the guy. Is he a hokie?

no...works for ESPN

 

[doctaj11]

He sucks

 

[MiamiJoe]

Amazing how many opinions are formed by those who have never met him. Talked with him quite a bit at Daytona Speedway a few years ago and found him to be real person not at all full of himself.

 

[Tad Footeball]

Amazing how many opinions are formed by those who have never met him. Talked with him quite a bit at Daytona Speedway a few years ago and found him to be real person not at all full of himself.

The majority of this board never spoke one word to Al Golden. Don't have to meet the man to ridicule the shtick (and constant slurping of Alabama to levels that even make Finebaum blush).

 

[Caniac16]

It's a Marty Party!!

 

[DTP]

Can't stand his southern-fried shtick. Stick to nascar and giving nick saban blowies in the off season.

 

[Tetragrammaton Cane]

Amazing how many opinions are formed by those who have never met him. Talked with him quite a bit at Daytona Speedway a few years ago and found him to be real person not at all full of himself.

Used to see Marty at the track every weekend, too - before he got the ESPN gig. I used to work with a bunch of guys at “images” which became “digital”. Yes, he’s a hokie - and a proud one at that.

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

Amazing how many opinions are formed by those who have never met him. Talked with him quite a bit at Daytona Speedway a few years ago and found him to be real person not at all full of himself.

That sounds about right.

 

[caneaddict]

November at the U