Mario is a problem on Offense Mopes get in here.

[Dwinstitles]

My mope jersey was retired when we hired Mario.

 

[Brains]

Crazy how the mopes disappear when the product is good... and appear when the product is bad. Maybe, just maybe... some people express objectively what they see.

I am a massive mope, and I've been singing the praises of Dawson.

 

[Dwinstitles]

@Dwinstitles

That should be a Ed Reed speech moment. I'm trying to end this mother ******. I have heard that mad times and I know I heard it in a movie or some sh. Now it's ours.

 

[X275]

“Run the clock out?” Dawson replied. “I’m trying to end this motherf—– right here. If they match up, we’re gonna throw the vertical.”

 

[NCCanefan]

The running clock rule also helps Mario. The prior clock rules put an emphasis on scoring and passing and tempo. With the new rules, you still need to pass the ball, but the scales have been shifted where running the ball and defense has a bigger role than it did last year. I think Mario likely still feels a little out of place with the super fast tempo, pass heavy offenses of years past; but with these new rules he's squarely in the majority.

I think you are exaggerting the impact of the rule change. Minimal impact on game length so far. Can't imagine anyone shifting basic philosophies because of this rule change.

 

[Midlo Cane Fan]

This is going to end up being the end of game chant at Hard Rock.

 

[Midlo Cane Fan]

 

[BigDikDaddyFromCincinnati]

I'M TRYING TO END THIS MOTHERFU¢kR RIGHT HERE!

I just cane all over myself. Never been more aroused, more hype. Man Crush Monday in full effect.

 

[BigDikDaddyFromCincinnati]

I must own two of those t-shirts. One to look at and the other to clean myself with.

 

[AlexCane]

I think you are exaggerting the impact of the rule change. Minimal impact on game length so far. Can't imagine anyone shifting basic philosophies because of this rule change.

I'm not talking about game length. I'm talking about offensive plays. It seems to me that offensive plays are down. Obviously, still a small sample size 3 weeks in but I've watched several games where it seems that teams have slowed down a little.

 

[Mikeiavelli]

Disclaimer, I am the opposite of a mope.maybe even a slurper.. but to play Devils (Mopers) Advocate, I am surprised none of them have asked to hear the recording of this sideline conversation lol

Some of them must come and claim this is fabricated.

 

[KrazyCane]

5-7 will make you rethink things..

Mario doesn’t have his own offensive philosophy to rethink… Gattis wasn’t his first choice.

 

[SinisterCane]

Just me but it hasn’t been mopey lately

 

[One9]

 

[SWFLHurricane]

Three games in and Dawson might be my all time favorite assistant.

**** Nah.....I like him, but Sonny Lubick is, and was that guy. PREMIER DC.......

 

[Dre]

5-7 will make you rethink things..

That experience last year may turn out to be the most painful blessing ever.

 

[Gables Canes]

 

[DTP]

I think you are exaggerting the impact of the rule change. Minimal impact on game length so far. Can't imagine anyone shifting basic philosophies because of this rule change.

Average plays per game in FBS are down form 68.5 to 66.4 per team because of the running clock. so we're talking about 4-5 fewer overall plays per game through three weeks. The average game time increased from 3:27 to 3:28. Less actual football, more commercials.

 

[Angry Ibis]

Just me but it hasn’t been mopey lately

Moping is finding negativity when there isnt any to find, not pointing out negativity when it is there, but others don't want to hear it...

Slurping... always seeing the glass is half full, even when it is filled with ****.

Bully slurping is serving the **** to others and getting mad when they won't drink it... because it's ****...

We are 3-0. Looked solid doing it, with room to improve and heal up.

What is there to be negative about heading into Temple?

OP is moping about mopes…

 

[Memnon]

I can't believe Houston fans were happy to see him leave.

Most fans are stupid.