Mario Cristobal

Urban Meyer and Nick Saban are two of the most miserable ******** on the planet.

They get kids who they want for two reasons.....

1. They hire the best coaching staffs in the country;
2. They win.

That's all.
 
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When you see the video coming out of the tunnel, "Hit! Stick! Bust Dik!"

That's Butch's crew. That's what he recruits, develops, teaches, and then turns loose on opponents.

I want that again.

Not some guy who used to play at Miami and when his turn at coaching came, fell flat on his ***.
 
Urban Meyer and Nick Saban are two of the most miserable ******** on the planet.

They get kids who they want for two reasons.....

1. They hire the best coaching staffs in the country;
2. They win.

That's all.
Bingo.

All of this "we need to hire a recruiter!!" stuff is nonsense.
 
Should be obvious to everyone that position coaches are doing far more recruiting than head coaches until Jan/Feb.
 
Was hired once as an assistant coach and that didn't work out..Slammed the "U" to go to Alabama..No coach without a winning record should be considered..Bye Bye Mario...
 
Cristobal will never be considered at Miami. He's got a lousy head coaching record, he's a hot head who doesn't work with his higher ups and he flat out walked out on Miami.
 
yep. Our recruiting ends up falling off under these corches because the teams play uninspired football, aren't competitive against good teams, etc. And this is for coaches described as "recruiters!" We have a staff full of "recruiters" right now and we can't close on hardly any top prospects because the product sucks. The most important thing by far is finding a coach who actually wins games, beats teams he shouldn't, and produces teams that play winning, competitive, exciting football. Winning is a better "recruiter" than any head coach.

Yes coach's ability to "recruit" is something that should be evaluated but it's not even close to the most important thing a head coach needs to bring to the table.

We don't have a staff of anything. Basically a glorified high school staff or even some subdivision football team. That's it. People tried selling some of the guys as great recruiters because their resumes didn't indicate that they were good coaching hires.

Kevin Beard: 7 on 7 and a year at a high school program coaching wide receivers.

Hurlie Brown: Louisiana Lafayette, FIU, and some position here but not coaching.

Ice Harris: High school head coach, that's it.

Larry Scott: Jack of all trades at USF

James Coley: Never called a game as OC before here.

Kareem Brown: Assistant at FIU

Paul Williams: Temple compatriot of Golden and company.

Randy Melvin: Most experience on the staff and he's been everywhere.

Art Kehoe: We all know this guy. Never went anywhere else or highly sought after.

Unimpressive staff with little experience coaching or recruiting at this level. Besides Melvin and Kehoe, none of them can hold a candle to those they're recruiting against if you list players they recruited and coached up.

Essentially, we lack coaching and recruiting ability.

What point do you think youre making? That these guys described as "recruiters" are terrible coaches? Uh, OK. Thanks for agreeing with me.
 
If Mario wasn't a former player - he would NEVER be mentioned.

Sure as **** not based on his coaching success.
 
Hue Jackson or Doug Marrone
Would you be willing to pitch me Hue Jackson?

Very impressed with his work as an OC especially with the Bengals and Dalton. Also impressed that he won 8 games as the Raiders HC. Coached under Marvin Lewis and John Harbaugh. Has coached ST a bunch of times as well.

Almost every QB he's worked with has excelled & the offense as a whole improved dramatically...

Coaching tree
Marty schottenheimer
Steve Spurrier
Steve Marriuchi
Bobby Petrino
Marvin Lewis
John Harbaugh

Players coached/developed
Carson Palmer USC Trojans, Bengals & Raiders
Joe Flaaco Ravens
Stephen Davis RB coach for redskins
Darren McFadden HC/OC raiders
Chad Ocho cinco
TJ Houshmanzadah WR coach Bengals
Andy Dalton

He seems to get the best out of his players everywhere he's gone the offense as whole has improved or his position group has improved. I'm not saying he's the guy. I do think it's a few better options out there. His credentials are killing Mario for sure.
 
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