Low Key Shots

[TaylorWalls]

I try to not let you down - you just go into the corner, whimper, and pout.

Not me personally, but the whining, whimpering and sniffles bothers others. Distracting.

That's a response from like 2002. You're aging yourself. The insults have to adapt. You're a Progressive commercial at this point.

 

[Play_Boi_Bobby]

Did anyone notice Herbstriet saying Mendoza as one of the three year QB for miami?

Yes, I heard it at least twice

 

[Torocane]

Not many QBs signed with a team, unsigned, then signed with another team.

How is that relevant?
Does that make him more free agent than all the other free agent QBs that signed with other teams?
Does mean Fowler can reference him as a free agent QB and not do that for any other QB?

 

[TaylorWalls]

How is that relevant?
Does that make him more free agent than all the other free agent QBs that signed with other teams?
Does mean Fowler can reference him as a free agent QB and not do that for any other QB?

Yes it does. He's a commentator. I promise you that he doesn't actually hate Miami.

 

[Torocane]

Yes it does. He's a commentator. I promise you that he doesn't actually hate Miami.

Respectfully disagree

 

[itsacanething]

Is it me or was Chris Fowler taking jabs at Miami all Mf’ing night ? Dude. We get it. You hate the mighty Orange and Green. Now stfu.

fowler is not a miami hater. he actually lives down here part of the year. some of you are so sensitive. I didn't hear anything he said that bothered, me.

 

[CanesAgainstTheWorld]

Is it me or was Chris Fowler taking jabs at Miami all Mf’ing night ? Dude. We get it. You hate the mighty Orange and Green. Now stfu.

 

[dycane]

Yes it does. He's a commentator. I promise you that he doesn't actually hate Miami.

Fowler loves Mario. Maybe not as much as SVP, but I’m not sure anyone other than Mrs. Mario does.

 

[TomAce]

Fowler loves Mario. Maybe not as much as SVP, but I’m not sure anyone other than Mrs. Mario does.

Some here certainly do.

 

[UMFarArcher]

That's a response from like 2002. You're aging yourself. The insults have to adapt. You're a Progressive commercial at this point.

Yeah, I've done commercials and done well - making money is just - rewarding. Keynote speaker at military functions. Television and Radio - fun!

Progressive commercials? As usual - you missed your target. You seem to pay attention to them though - which tells a lot about you and what holds your attention.

Might want to see a licensed medical professional, and maybe he can help you pull that weed or growth our of urasc.

Just trying to help. And if I run across a class or even a correspondence course about how to develop/improve a retarded personality - I'll shoot it to you. God knows, you need some serious work.

 

[dycane]

Yeah, I've done commercials and done well - making money is just - rewarding. Keynote speaker at military functions. Television and Radio - fun!

Progressive commercials? As usual - you missed your target. You seem to pay attention to them - which tells a lot about you, though.

Might want to see a licensed medical professional, and maybe he can help you pull that weed or growth our of urasc.

Just trying to help. And if I run across a class or even a correspondence course about how to develop a retarded personality - I'll shoot it to you. God knows, you need some serious work.

You would’ve done well with a podcast.

 

[UMFarArcher]

You would’ve done well with a podcast.

I already have too many sticks in the fire - but I think it would be fun!

But some mornings, I'm just not in the mood to chew through the leather straps.

 

[caneingville]

Having an opinion, even a stupid one, is just part of the job.

Very, very few journalists are touting their own opinion these days.

 

[Hobokane]

I liked how Fowler called Pick 6 as soon as JJ caught it

Like we didn’t know it without him uttering those words? It was a captain obvious moment if you ask me— he didn’t do anything remarkable there just saying

 

[Hobokane]

That's a response from like 2002. You're aging yourself. The insults have to adapt. You're a Progressive commercial at this point.

Yeah, I've done commercials and done well - making money is just - rewarding. Keynote speaker at military functions. Television and Radio - fun!

Progressive commercials? As usual - you missed your target. You seem to pay attention to them though - which tells a lot about you and what holds your attention.

Might want to see a licensed medical professional, and maybe he can help you pull that weed or growth our of urasc.

Just trying to help. And if I run across a class or even a correspondence course about how to develop/improve a retarded personality - I'll shoot it to you. God knows, you need some serious work.

That was condescending…. And you had to self promote whilst doing so? Not a great look bruh….

 

[Ispyin]

So you think calling Mensah a free agent is cool ?

he was, the whole portal is.. jfc

 

[Ispyin]

Can’t remember other teams getting transfers called out as much as we do… it’s college football it’s the norm yet for us it needs to be yelled

Or talking about Toure being in his 8th year… it’s been beaten to death already. IU was pretty much an NFL practice squad roster on average age yet that was never a focal point

My main chirps

ITS FREE ******* ADVERTISING I HOPE THEY NEVER STOP

 

[GojiraCane]

Can’t remember other teams getting transfers called out as much as we do… it’s college football it’s the norm yet for us it needs to be yelled

Or talking about Toure being in his 8th year… it’s been beaten to death already. IU was pretty much an NFL practice squad roster on average age yet that was never a focal point

My main chirps

Yep. They were the oldest team we faced last year. And our team on average was pretty young.

And this year’s team is even younger.