Longhorn Tears

[NDE]

Ive been saying it’s way bigger than the coach there. That school is cursed by all the money and boosters it has. It reminds me of Bama between the Stallings and Saban days. Both schools too toxic and too many cooks in the kitchen. Firing Herman was idiotic but that’s what they do. Throw crap out the wall and if it doesn’t stick ASAP the boosters throw tantrums.

Sounds like MIami.

 

[Tad Footeball]

Ive been saying it’s way bigger than the coach there. That school is cursed by all the money and boosters it has. It reminds me of Bama between the Stallings and Saban days. Both schools too toxic and too many cooks in the kitchen. Firing Herman was idiotic but that’s what they do. Throw crap out the wall and if it doesn’t stick ASAP the boosters throw tantrums.

No program (recently) does less with more than Texas. Anybody that thought Cutty Sark was going to succeed there is either delusional and/or too much a believer in Sabag's magic dust.

 

[Brains]

Cutty Sark

 

[Memnon]

Cutty Sark

“gEt rEaDyY!”

 

[Brains]

“gEt rEaDyY!”

I almost fell out my chair and herniated a disk

 

[Canes Device]

"All gas, no breaks" is such perfect comedic slogan for a 5 win season.

It rivals #TNM going 6-7, losing to FIU, GT, Duke and LA Tech in the same year

 

[Brains]

"All gas, no breaks" is such perfect comedic slogan for a 5 win season.

It rivals #TNM going 6-7, losing to FIU, GT, Duke and LA Tech in the same year

Ain't no brakes when the train is off the rails

 

[Tru C]

More money and resources than most and they spend it all. Yet and still, no results. At least we can point to lack of investment in our program, which leaves HOPE that if we can get new blood and culture change then things will get better. WTF do they have to point to? Smh

 

[Juanka]

The case for Tom Herman as HC (Please don't merge)

Unless Manny Diaz somehow miraculously wins out and regains the locker room, we will be looking for a new HC soon. Miami can't take a chance on a first-time HC again. Shannon and Diaz were first-time head coaches who have had some of the least success we have seen in Miami since the 70s. As bad...

www.canesinsight.com

Yes sir!

 

[MiamisMoperiestMopes]

Crap, I can only see the monkey and the ballerina. I know there is something else there and I can’t get my eyes to see it.

A sailboat is a scooner….

Snoogans.

 

[Macca21]

Snoogans.

@JD08 helped me see the light and like Carolann, I went to the light. All good now. Hookiz and primates hanging on the horns…

 

[Memnon]

Year 1 has been rough for Sark...

 

[sedlst11]

Year 1 has been rough for Sark...

They make it seem like that was a long time ago, really wasn’t that long ago.

 

[Mr. Dynasty1]

Year 1 has been rough for Sark...

Blame Herman

 

[Brains]

Cutty Sark

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

In the words of the closing credits of Robot Chicken....

STUPID MONKEY

 

[Hurricajun]

Year 1 has been rough for Sark...

 

[Empirical Cane]

Sark is a broken man. He's skipping the all night bender and is just gonna mainline heroin at this point.

#TexasLimitlessResourcesWithLimitedResults

 

[mdpcane]

Who thought Sark was better than Herman? Thought it was a terrible hire but they have bigger problems within the school. They cursed like us

Sark had a great gig at Bama and was doing a great job .... he should have stayed there .

 

[Brains]

I'd love to go drink for drink with Sark. May the best man win.