Long time follower, First time Porster

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You that dude that sold out Olsen. Skinny Guy Fawkes looking ************ that was famous here for a minute calling out Golden at a basketball game??

Someone has to remember who I'm referring to.
 
Nice effort but I don’t believe you.

My cis spidey sense says you’re either banned , got a new name because you’re a porster or a troll. Possibly all the above.

Now I must call you a phagot for not adhering to the 100 porst rule....nothing personal of course.

Now velcro your shoes up tight and enjoy the ride.
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Got my helmet strapped in tight and my singlet accentuating my hairy taint
 
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I know I'm breaking a cardinal rule bc I ain't got 100 posts yet, but i figured if we can have an entire thread dedicated to whose **** D Rev is gonna suck then this wouldn't be too disruptive.

Been a canes fan since I was a starry eyed 6 year old boy who couldn't understand a lick of English. Still remember bawlin my eyes when that *** dumpster Terry Porter decided to call the most b***h made pass interference call imaginable. I'm pretty sure Tressel had his fingers so far up his *** that Tressel was more ventriloquist than coach that night.

Been following recruiting since about 2012 (got to see Petey get murdered by the village people for getting all those signing day percentages wrong) but never chose to porst bc I knew I'd spend too much time chopping it up with the fish bowl of ruhtards, but figured a couple days before the bar was the perfect time to start.

Oh and **** the lint licking, meth guzzling, jort wearing, sister ******* gaytards Aug 24 can't get here soon enough. Consider me #TeamAugieDeBiase bc apparently it's better to be a fan boy than to hope Manolo puts the best guy in.

Cue that Stacy Coley on signing day gif
If you’re gonna dawg @D RevLee and not @ at him, he’s gonna let you know.

At first I thought you were @Mklein13 for taking a shot at Rev and then you dropped the singlet like @Cane Dynasty but anyway, welcome aboard. As long as you hate the gaytor, all’s good.
 
If you’re gonna dawg @D RevLee and not @ at him, he’s gonna let you know.

At first I thought you were @Mklein13 for taking a shot at Rev and then you dropped the singlet like @Cane Dynasty but anyway, welcome aboard. As long as you hate the gaytor, all’s good.
I got some trim lined up. Don't have time for peasants tonight. Good looking out though RVA.
 
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I know I'm breaking a cardinal rule bc I ain't got 100 posts yet, but i figured if we can have an entire thread dedicated to whose **** D Rev is gonna suck then this wouldn't be too disruptive.

Been a canes fan since I was a starry eyed 6 year old boy who couldn't understand a lick of English. Still remember bawlin my eyes when that *** dumpster Terry Porter decided to call the most b***h made pass interference call imaginable. I'm pretty sure Tressel had his fingers so far up his *** that Tressel was more ventriloquist than coach that night.

Been following recruiting since about 2012 (got to see Petey get murdered by the village people for getting all those signing day percentages wrong) but never chose to porst bc I knew I'd spend too much time chopping it up with the fish bowl of ruhtards, but figured a couple days before the bar was the perfect time to start.

Oh and **** the lint licking, meth guzzling, jort wearing, sister ******* gaytards Aug 24 can't get here soon enough. Consider me #TeamAugieDeBiase bc apparently it's better to be a fan boy than to hope Manolo puts the best guy in.

Cue that Stacy Coley on signing day gif

I'm not saying that's the best first porst I've seen, but it's not not the best.

What made you speak up now?
 
Currently live in NYC, the taco scene is super weak, but I'd say Los Tacos No.1 in Manhattan and Tortilleria Los Hermanos in Brooklyn. I used to live in Plant City, there are fire tacos in Dover on MLK.

Should be all over the empanada scene, stop taco chasing...
 
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