Long time follower, First time Porster

Welcome aboard Taco, hope you’re wearing that mancopy tight, these ******* be coming to give you a shaving
 
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I'm not saying that's the best first porst I've seen, but it's not not the best.

What made you speak up now?

Have spent an inordinate amount of time on this forum now that I've been studying for the bar, that combined with some naive optimism that Diaz will actually turn us in to a respectable team. Never bought in to the Golden or Rekt hype, but this feels different.
 
If you’re gonna dawg @D RevLee and not @ at him, he’s gonna let you know.

At first I thought you were @Mklein13 for taking a shot at Rev and then you dropped the singlet like @Cane Dynasty but anyway, welcome aboard. As long as you hate the gaytor, all’s good.

That was more of a shot at this board's incredible tendency to turn take threads in a completely different direction. I swear sometimes I have to scroll up to see the title of the thread again, just to realize I'm not out of my mind.

But big fan of what you guys have managed to maintain in Gator tears and happy to be welcomed by the Godfather of Gator Tears himself
 
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That was more of a shot at this board's incredible tendency to turn take threads in a completely different direction. I swear sometimes I have to scroll up to see the title of the thread again, just to realize I'm not out of my mind.

But big fan of what you guys have managed to maintain in Gator tears and happy to be welcomed by the Godfather of Gator Tears himself
Good luck on the bar. I know how it is. All you can do is study your best so when you walk in to the exam don’t sweat it more than you have to. Know you’ve done what you can, within reason, and it is what it is.
 
I had to suffer through @Paranos collection of beluga whales before the spoiler became a thing, is that not enough suffering?
Many here will find Paranos' portfolio not in good taste, but I for one don't agree... there's a difference between fat and curvy and not everybody can appreciate well sculptured mamas. And so nystate would have definitely suffered viewing curves.
 
Good luck on the bar. I know how it is. All you can do is study your best so when you walk in to the exam don’t sweat it more than you have to. Know you’ve done what you can, within reason, and it is what it is.

Appreciate the advice, honestly not too stressed with the bar. These practice multiple choice questions have been significantly easier than my exams in law school. My eyes are on the real prize... That bar trip
 
I had to suffer through @Paranos collection of beluga whales before the spoiler became a thing, is that not enough suffering?
Now I have a vision of @Paranos as the polar bear hunting those things by trying to break through ice.

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I had to suffer through @Paranos collection of beluga whales before the spoiler became a thing, is that not enough suffering?

You do know the average size of American woman is a size 14. So I considered it my patriotic duty to pay homage to the American woman. Not to mention it's these rubenesque woman that give birth to the football players you cheer for. So show some respect to the MILF'S and future Milf's of America.

Go Canes

No Spoiler No Chaser just straight Carne Dulce!
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I know I'm breaking a cardinal rule bc I ain't got 100 posts yet, but i figured if we can have an entire thread dedicated to whose **** D Rev is gonna suck then this wouldn't be too disruptive.

Been a canes fan since I was a starry eyed 6 year old boy who couldn't understand a lick of English. Still remember bawlin my eyes when that *** dumpster Terry Porter decided to call the most b***h made pass interference call imaginable. I'm pretty sure Tressel had his fingers so far up his *** that Tressel was more ventriloquist than coach that night.

Been following recruiting since about 2012 (got to see Petey get murdered by the village people for getting all those signing day percentages wrong) but never chose to porst bc I knew I'd spend too much time chopping it up with the fish bowl of ruhtards, but figured a couple days before the bar was the perfect time to start.

Oh and **** the lint licking, meth guzzling, jort wearing, sister ******* gaytards Aug 24 can't get here soon enough. Consider me #TeamAugieDeBiase bc apparently it's better to be a fan boy than to hope Manolo puts the best guy in.

Cue that Stacy Coley on signing day gif
Strong work!
 
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