LOL at the Briles and FSU slurpers

[Trafficante]

You know you’re in trouble when you to go deep into the fake analytics bag to support your terrible claim.

I’ll keep it simple for you: Briles’ offenses score points and gain yards. Enos’ don’t.

Go ahead and strain your back to find me some numbers that say Enos’ offense is great on Thursday nights during a full moon and on days when the McRib is back, if that makes you feel better.

Fake analytics bag?? LMAO

Whatever you say man

 

[The Franchise]

You’re taking L’s today like revlee...

hag22 LMFAO

Hag22 is an L eating bytch. He’s the Energizer Bunny of eating Ls. Just keeps going and going.

 

[The Franchise]

Another L for you

Facquit just sacked himself.

 

[Hargre22]

Fsu sucks they should lose any game this year.

Hope so

 

[The Franchise]

I wanted to hire Briles too, but I sure as **** won’t be looking for ways to suck his *** and make excuses for him getting no hit by a Mountain West team in the 2nd half now that he coaches for our hated rival. Fck that sawed off rape facilitator.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

the smartest thing that assclown has done since he made his debut is put that girl at the forefront of his picture.

How do you know that isn't @D RevLee?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Like I said, I don't care for fsu, just hate when ****'s wait to see the end result then pop off.

This thread has been around longer than the first quarter. Shut up and stop posting on it.

 

[dookie blaylock]

How do you know that isn't @D RevLee?

very well could be... but i'd bet dollars to donuts that she could make more realistic takes than that urkel-looking manlet.

 

[OrangeBowlMagic]

I wanted to hire Briles too, but I sure as **** won’t be looking for ways to suck his *** and make excuses for him getting no hit by a Mountain West team in the 2nd half now that he coaches for our hated rival. Fck that sawed off rape facilitator.

I think this should pretty much be the sentiment here. I wanted to hire Briles as well, he's a top 10 coordinator in the country regardless of what happened yesterday. That's literally not up for debate. But he went to FSU, and he's smiling and making the upside-down U in pictures, so fck him and his family and I hope they go 3-9 and someone hits him in the head with a rock from the stands. He coaches for our biggest rival. There should be no more mention of him on this board until the Sunday after our game when this defense kicks his ***.

 

[Captain Uberpants]

At least when Enos offense is bad, it still eats up some clock. Briles let Boise run over 100 ******* plays. That’s wild.

 

[Garnacho]

What was your favorite Briles call? Jets sweep on 3rd and 11? Draw play on 3rd and 8 with 1 minute left in game? The ‘just go deep’ plays when dB were playing 15 yards off the line?

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Has anybody done that safety check on @blackvern ?

I’m starting to get worried now.

 

[RVACane]

What was your favorite Briles call? Jets sweep on 3rd and 11? Draw play on 3rd and 8 with 1 minute left in game? The ‘just go deep’ plays when dB were playing 15 yards off the line?

But but but son of Art Briles???

 

[RVACane]

Has anybody done that safety check on @blackvern ?

I’m starting to get worried now.

Lol. I haven’t read through everything. Has Bleak actually gone AWOL?

 

[HurricaneHauk]

What is this crap about briles being some genius? Look at the crappy conferences he’s coached at

 

[Garnacho]

“Do you like white women? We have a lot of white women at Baylor and they love football players.”

What’s the next part of the story? Oh. Oh never mind.

 

[OldhamA]

Maybe it's because I've had to suffer through 10 years of a Cam Newton lead offence, but I don't want my college team to run some sort of simple Spread / Shotgun based offence too.

I'm confident Enos is the right guy for us - it's just going to take some time to get the pieces into place. You can't deny what he did at Arkansas and Saban absolutely wanted him as his next OC. This isn't some fly-by-night operator.

 

[caneallday21]

Lol oh yeah I forgot when he got hired and mad people were saying he was the best oc in the country

 

[CFLCane]

I’ll keep it simple for you: Briles’ offenses score points and gain yards.

Tell me more about his prolific offenses in the AAC, CUSA, and the worst P5 conference for defense in the big 12.

“Everyone has a plan ’till they get punched in the mouth.” Mike Tyson

 

[StoneWallLoungeCane]

Coordinators!