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LOL at the Briles and FSU slurpers

craval85 said:
You're looking at all of the WRONG numbers genius. If you actually understood what advanced analytics were & how they function, you wouldn't be making these type of hoe *** proclamations on this forum.
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You know you’re in trouble when you have to go deep into the fake analytics bag to support your terrible claim.

I’ll keep it simple for you: Briles’ offenses score points and gain yards. Enos’ don’t.

Go ahead and strain your back to find me some numbers that say Enos’ offense is great on Thursday nights during a full moon and on days when the McRib is back, if that makes you feel better.
 
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WhatTheHell said:
You know you’re in trouble when you to go deep into the fake analytics bag to support your terrible claim.

I’ll keep it simple for you: Briles’ offenses score points and gain yards. Enos’ don’t.

Go ahead and strain your back to find me some numbers that say Enos’ offense is great on Thursday nights during a full moon and on days when the McRib is back, if that makes you feel better.
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Fake analytics bag?? LMAO

Whatever you say man
 
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The Franchise said:
I wanted to hire Briles too, but I sure as **** won’t be looking for ways to suck his *** and make excuses for him getting no hit by a Mountain West team in the 2nd half now that he coaches for our hated rival. Fck that sawed off rape facilitator.
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I think this should pretty much be the sentiment here. I wanted to hire Briles as well, he's a top 10 coordinator in the country regardless of what happened yesterday. That's literally not up for debate. But he went to FSU, and he's smiling and making the upside-down U in pictures, so fck him and his family and I hope they go 3-9 and someone hits him in the head with a rock from the stands. He coaches for our biggest rival. There should be no more mention of him on this board until the Sunday after our game when this defense kicks his ***.
 
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Maybe it's because I've had to suffer through 10 years of a Cam Newton lead offence, but I don't want my college team to run some sort of simple Spread / Shotgun based offence too.

I'm confident Enos is the right guy for us - it's just going to take some time to get the pieces into place. You can't deny what he did at Arkansas and Saban absolutely wanted him as his next OC. This isn't some fly-by-night operator.
 
WhatTheHell said:
I’ll keep it simple for you: Briles’ offenses score points and gain yards.
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Tell me more about his prolific offenses in the AAC, CUSA, and the worst P5 conference for defense in the big 12.

“Everyone has a plan ’till they get punched in the mouth.” Mike Tyson
 
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