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List of theories regarding Petes departure.

He got the scoop on the Colonel's original chicken recipe at KFC and has since been forced into witness protection.
 
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Pete followed his dream since he was a kid, doing what we all know he does so well.

He's a Latin Dance Instructor and is busy getting ready for the 2018 National DanceSport Championship April 6-8, 2018.

It's crunch time, and he's got a bit of polishing up on his Argentine Tango, Merengue, and Salsa.

Good luck Pete!
 
Great list. But my man is going to be an agent or in the agent game. Just don’t steer them away Petey
 
Pat Riley put a hit on him. He's laying low in Bolivia under the name Pablo Goatcheese.
 
No_Fly_Zone said:
Pat Riley put a hit on him. He's laying low in Bolivia under the name Pablo Goatcheese.
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He was put on Bill & Hillary's hit list a long time ago. They thought he was making fun of Bill's Peyronie's when he did a write up on Ha Ha Clinton Dix.
 
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He got his heart broken by his BFF that he didn’t know who called him out in front of CIS......
 
He got some dirt on Clinton’s while doing work on story about Donna’s plans to run for Congress. Had to go into hiding — you know what seems to happen who get dirt on the Clinton’s.
 
CFLCane said:
1. Attacked by bear. Barely recognizable anymore, hence the blackout pic on twitter.
2. Knocked girlfriend up, has to get a real job. Aka the "yearby"
3. Creds pulled from UM for trolling media or leaking recruiting info
4. Creds pulled for leaking Malek Young injury.
5. Joining Big Baller Brand as official twitter admin
6. Finally got an overseas ball contract to play for Fiji.
7. Processed by Jobe.
8. Contract dispute with Dmoneyberg
9. Couldn't stand in the paint during Ivins season.
10. Joint venture with Anthony Davis. Unibrow Apparel.
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Fulfilling his life long dream of playing international basketball by signing a contract to play center for the Mbenga pygmy league.
 
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Amazing how Aziz departure has transpired. His departure was expressed by posters as a calamity. He was enamored by posters and many felt his leaving could result in the demise of this forum. In this thread, many dis him about his size and sexual preference. Even though some of these posts are in jest, it demonstrates the abundance of immature adolescents that populate this forum.
 
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