Lil Snoop Offered

Now, somebody please settle this....is this kid dead, or not dead?

I don't see wasting an official visit, much less a scholarship, on a cadaver.

What are we going to do, put him on the scout team, use him as a blocking dummy? He'll have to be a perpetual redshirt.

On the other hand......

If we sign a dead person, can we count him against the three scholarships the NCAA reduced?

If we put him on the field with eleven others, do we still get called for twelve men on the field?

Maybe we can put him on defense, that way we'll have the ultimate disguised coverage, since the offense will never see him.

If we keep him on the team past his four years of eligibility, say six or seven, will the NCAA even know, since they can't see him?

I see a lot of reasons for recruiting this kid...hard.
 
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Perfect. I'm off to print up some "Let Snoop Coach The U" t-shirts. I'm relegating Grandpa Luke to potential DC now. Jon Secada has some ideas for the offense.
 
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THE U has history of sons of famous people. Good enough for Marley, Griffin, Payton, Larkin, good enough for this kid. Kid has nice size and maybe daddy can build us a stadium-- just saying. Miami makes sense. South Beach, private school, Rohan's old room(probably never have to light up with the second-hand smoke left over), climate. THE U and USC are very much alike-- both are even hated by ncaa. We have a nice Cali QB coming in for him.
 
Snoop knows the history behind Miami, but i dont know his preferences for his son. i dont think he will pressure him into signing anywhere.
 
I forget where I saw it, but there was a 5 or 10 minute special where Snoop and Cordell sat down and talked life, recruiting, football, etc. but I forget where I saw it and can't find it right now.
 
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Perfect. I'm off to print up some "Let Snoop Coach The U" t-shirts. I'm relegating Grandpa Luke to potential DC now. Jon Secada has some ideas for the offense.
Props on all of that, but specifically this part had me rolling:

Jon Secada has some ideas for the offense.
So nice, had to quote it twice...that's comedy gold, Jerry. GOLD!!!

What about Trick Daddy for special teams? He love the kids.
 
Brennan Carroll Special here.

Snoop was all in on dad Petey.

Son is the goods..a big physical wr....

If he goes out of state i hink we have a chance honestly...dont think Snoop will push him to sign at usc or any school in particular....

**** snoop was sort of a uncle luke type mentor to the black mamba and we see he went to Oregon.
 
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