Let's burn down the campus.

[BoroCane83]

First off, I'm an eighth generation UM alum with three degrees and my family has been ST holders since I before I was on the ***. So clearly my opinion is valid and demands attention. I think we should raid and burn down the campus. That'll certainly show the administration that we are serious. Get together your resources:

Knives? Check.
Rope? Check.
Dagger? Check.
Chains? Check.
Rocks? Check.
Laser beams? Check.
Acid? Check.
Body bag? Check

But beware, when you quench your blood thirst Golden-slurpers will seek their vengeance on you and they won't rest until you're dead. They'll do their own checklist:

Shiv? Check.
Pipe? Check.
Hammer? Check.
Axe? Check.
Subject? Check.
Location? Check.
Desire? Check.
Vengeance? Check.

A scorched Earth policy is the only way to be sure to start anew.

 

[JHallCanes]

First paragraph is gold, however there's no mention of you playing and coaching major college ball so your input is invalid. So close.

 

[wvcanefan]