Let the speculation begin

[Cribby]

Yeah but shouldn't there be enough recruiting, portal, and NIL talk to keep us occupied. Can't condiments wait until June?

Not in this thread. this is the mayo sucks thread

 

[Go Canes!!]

Ranch MAY be borderline ok on just the crust. But beyond that, honestly wtf.

 

[CreativeCane]

Not in this thread. this is the mayo sucks thread

I mean, it really does on its own. It works in certain situations, but usually just a small ingredient, not smothered.

Did anyone watch How I Met Your Mother years ago? Remember that nasty 7 layer mayo dip Marshall's family did?

 

[DC3]

DC3 tell that to the old crone in the Duke Mayo ads .

" I put Duke's mayo on all my sh**".....and she smiles.....

These Dukes Ads are huge in the South, and they are funny as ****.

NO,.......Mayo can be a money maker too....

So the same ad’s as Frank’s red hot

 

[Brooklyndee]

If you live in the south (the real south), salt is king. They put it on EVERYTHING.

If you live in the REAL SOUTH, you FRY YOUR SALT (in the same batter they fry their butter)

 

[RightSaidFred]

Actually the pizza take is bad, like really bad

You’re wrong, friend. So wrong. New York style pizza dipped in ranch is the mana from the gods.

I too had never tried it until I moved to Dallas, and that’s how everyone here eats their pizza. If you try it you’ll never go back to boring plain, dry pizza.

Extra Pepperoni New York style with crushed pepper and parma, fold it in half, dunk in ranch.

That’s perfection.

 

[RightSaidFred]

You both are absolute lunatics lol

No disputing that haha

 

[Bender]

people want to dip pizza in dressing

this is whats wrong with this world man

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

Don’t hate on Ranch Dressing and all its tangy goodness. Ranch makes everything taste better

Pizza is not even edible without ranch dressing to dip it in.

Burgers are dry and gross without ranch dressing

Cool Ranch Doritos are the only Dorito

Ranch dressing is amazing in every way

Ppl sleep on pizza and ranch dressing.

Oh. I put ranch dressing in my spaghetti every now and then.

 

[DTP]

Had an ex that put maple syrup on everything. Especially pizza.

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

People who eat ranch on pizza think marinara is spicy

Bull****. I eat habenero peppers and I like to dip my pizza in ranch.

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

Had an ex that put maple syrup on everything. Especially pizza.

Whoa.

 

[DTP]

Whoa.

Yeah, but in her defense, she smoked a lot of weed

 

[RightSaidFred]

I’m telling yall what…if we host recruits from Texas, somebody better let the cook know to put out little bowls of ranch.

Them boys are gonna dip SOMETHING in it. Whatever you serve, some **** is getting dunked in ranch.

They might as well put ranch dressing on the state flag

 

[423Hurricane]

Ppl sleep on pizza and ranch dressing.

Oh. I put ranch dressing in my spaghetti every now and then.

Ranch on spaghetti?! That’s absolute heresy! Lol

 

[RightSaidFred]

Ppl sleep on pizza and ranch dressing.

Oh. I put ranch dressing in my spaghetti every now and then.

So do I

 

[ristwasdown]

I had a teammate in college who ate mayonnaise on steak.

 

[Cribby]

I had a teammate in college who ate mayonnaise on steak.

Yeah he definitely has dead bodies in his basement

 

[RightSaidFred]

Mayo from a jar is boring but if you make your own from scratch it’s much better. It’s just eggs and oil. I do it for tuna salad mostly. Use avacado oil and dijon.

That Hellmans **** is nasty.

 

[Ajcane8]

Cilantro - should not be eaten. inedible green leafy trash that tastes like literal trash.