Let the speculation begin

Or it could just be called the “Official off-season thread” cause you can tell everyone is just bored. Lol

And busting on Brock for well done TBones with extra “bone” is a normal occurrence round here.

Good news is he takes it in stride. I like Brock, I also like giving him a hard time.

It is the off-season after all.
To Brock’s defense I ate steak well done until I was well into my 20’s. My dad died when I was a baby so I lacked a man in the home to smack the **** out of me for such blasphemy.
 
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White people hot takes:

-- Mayo is OK. Edible. Not necessary and also not all white folks slather everything in it. IMO more of my white friends detest mayo than enjoy it.
-- If you buy a good enough piece of meat and cook it correctly, you don't need a ton of seasoning. Chicken obviously excluded. But if you buy good beef and don't Brock it, you don't need to annihilate it with seasoning.
 
Stop promoting the racist stereotype that black people don’t like mayonnaise!

A lot of us eat mayonnaise and bologna sandwiches too. Not that chicken and pork bullshyt though.

On the real it shocked me when I found out ALOT of black people don’t like mayonnaise. I literally can’t eat a cold sandwich without it.

There is a scene in Undercover Brother where they gave Eddie Griffin a device that shoots hot sauce on white people food (food with mayonnaise) to make it edible. The **** was hilarious.
It was a stereotype of white people loving mayonnaise instead of black people disliking it lol

That movie is hilarious I got to get a copy of it and put it on my Plex. I miss comedies like those that just so absurd. They seem to be a dying breed today.
 
White people hot takes:

-- Mayo is OK. Edible. Not necessary and also not all white folks slather everything in it. IMO more of my white friends detest mayo than enjoy it.
-- If you buy a good enough piece of meat and cook it correctly, you don't need a ton of seasoning. Chicken obviously excluded. But if you buy good beef and don't Brock it, you don't need to annihilate it with seasoning.
I only like Mayo on a couple of things. Grilled chicken sandwich and oddly French fries. I know that’s a European thing but I like Mayo or Mayo/ketchup combo with fries. A good steak needs a little salt and that’s it. Maybe some garlic and herbs if you’re doing the whole butter basting technique.

I’ve also found that brining white meat (poultry or pork) works way better than just seasoning the outside.
 
Saw it mentioned previously, but kind of wild there's been minimal portal departures on our end thus far...going to be a tumultuous next few days (hopefully with more additions en route).

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I would also point out that if you make the ORIGINAL Hidden Valley Farms recipe for ranch dressing, it is half mayo and half buttermilk (with Hidden Valley Ranch spices mixed in)...
I’m not a Ramch guy either, I’m team blue cheese. Only time I’ll eat ranch dressing is if it’s a salad and there’s only Ranch dressing in the restaurant. Unlike mayo I can deal with it
 
I’m not a Ramch guy either, I’m team blue cheese. Only time I’ll eat ranch dressing is if it’s a salad and there’s only Ranch dressing in the restaurant. Unlike mayo I can deal with it


I can respect that. I just wanted to mention it because Ranch is the #1 most popular salad dressing, and very few people know how to make it from scratch. It also struck me as funny, since I wasn't historically a fan of mayo and I HATE buttermilk. I also love cucumbers and hate pickles, so go figure.
 
I really don’t care how good or bad a player Malik was (he was terrible lol). Plenty of great coaches who weren’t great players.

But I never saw Malik as a future coach. He was never a grinder, was never a film rat, didn’t get serious about football until the starting role was thrust on him by default. That’s not the stuff legends are made of.

I have zero QB experience. But anyone could tell Richt was dumbing that offense down to high school level schematically not only because of Malik’s poor arm and accuracy, but also because Malik lacked fundamentals.

If you’re going to have a private coach, get a guy who is a natural perfectionist and true student of the game.

Yet some of y'all wanted Spencer Whipple who was a worse QB than Malik as OC LOL. Whipple was so bad that His own Dad pulled Him after one series vs UVA in the game that Jacory got decapitated, stunk up the joint.
 
I can respect that. I just wanted to mention it because Ranch is the #1 most popular salad dressing, and very few people know how to make it from scratch. It also struck me as funny, since I wasn't historically a fan of mayo and I HATE buttermilk. I also love cucumbers and hate pickles, so go figure.
I love pickles and hate cucumbers lol. I like onion seasoning but hate the taste of an onion. I’m kinda weird with food. I eat a very boring diet.
 
It was a stereotype of white people loving mayonnaise instead of black people disliking it lol

That movie is hilarious I got to get a copy of it and put it on my Plex. I miss comedies like those that just so absurd. They seem to be a dying breed today.

It was as genius as it was absurd. Dave Chappelle in his prime and Eddie Griffin showing he still had a few tricks up his sleeve. Even Chris Kataan was funny as ****.
 
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Stop promoting the racist stereotype that black people don’t like mayonnaise!

A lot of us eat mayonnaise and bologna sandwiches too. Not that chicken and pork bullshyt though.

On the real it shocked me when I found out ALOT of black people don’t like mayonnaise. I literally can’t eat a cold sandwich without it.

There is a scene in Undercover Brother where they gave Eddie Griffin a device that shoots hot sauce on white people food (food with mayonnaise) to make it edible. The **** was hilarious.
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