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Let’s Get F’n Drunk: Steve Sarkisian Thread

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This will only lead to a major headache and projectile vomiting.
 
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WhatTheHell said:
Great White Sark time, Bo.


- Spent 5 years as QB coach at USC and Oakland
- Knows how to party

- USC coordinator offensive ranks:
- 29th
- 11th

- Washington head coach offensive ranks:
- 62nd
- 76th
- 38th
- 99th
- 13th

- Back to USC as head coach; offensive ranks:
- 31st
- 38th

- Alabama OC:
- 34th

- Falcons OC:
- 8th
- 6th


Seems to churn out decent offenses as a coordinator. As a head coach he was a real nightmare on that side of the ball.

Downside: He’s a drunk ******* and could end up dying on a jet ski by spring camp.

Upside: Imagine being a 5-star QB on a visit and your potential OC burps beer breath in your face and asks if you “wanna see a dead body?”

Should we give this son of a bltch a call? Kosi needs someone to hold the camera. Let’s get weird.

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He’d be like hiring Dennis Erickson as an OC.
 
He'd put gasoline on a fire IMO. I don't think Manny wants to babysit this staff.
 
I think he is perhaps too risky for this Administration, but let us be honest...guy would pulverize ACC defenses.
 
WhatTheHell said:
Great White Sark time, Bo.


- Spent 5 years as QB coach at USC and Oakland
- Knows how to party

- USC coordinator offensive ranks:
- 29th
- 11th

- Washington head coach offensive ranks:
- 62nd
- 76th
- 38th
- 99th
- 13th

- Back to USC as head coach; offensive ranks:
- 31st
- 38th

- Alabama OC:
- 34th

- Falcons OC:
- 8th
- 6th


Seems to churn out decent offenses as a coordinator. As a head coach he was a real nightmare on that side of the ball.

Downside: He’s a drunk ******* and could end up dying on a jet ski by spring camp.

Upside: Imagine being a 5-star QB on a visit and your potential OC burps beer breath in your face and asks if you “wanna see a dead body?”

Should we give this son of a bltch a call? Kosi needs someone to hold the camera. Let’s get weird.

Grade this candidate.
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Kosi would move on to the hard stuff..............graduate from pot.....into the next level.......LOL...
 
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jmccomber5 said:
This dude just had two Top 10 offenses in the **** NFL and was the OC for a national championship program but he's not good enough for a Miami team that's 26-13 in it's last 3 years. You guys kill me with this ****. Who do you think we are these days?? :ibis-roflmao-sm3:
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Bro too good in the NFL bro

Not young and energetic bro and not a Miami guy bro
 
GuptaKnows said:
Orlovsky is legit but that's a lazy tweet. Falcons averaged almost a half yard more per play and averaged more than eight points more per game in 2016.
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Lazy my ******* ***, truth hurts doesn't it!

Sark can make sure the o is running, what is lazy is realizing how bad the ATL d was compared to 2016..and you don't think that can affect an offense. Quit being a lazy ***
 
My heart says "sark" but my brain says **** no that's a terrible idea.
 
S.CarolinaCane said:
Lazy my ******* ***, truth hurts doesn't it!

Sark can make sure the o is running, what is lazy is realizing how bad the ATL d was compared to 2016..and you don't think that can affect an offense. Quit being a lazy ***
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"the truth hurts doesn't it!" What the f-uck are you talking about? Take your meds, clown. My post had nothing to do with hiring Sarkisian or not. Oh but if you think Sarkisian is as good as Kyle Shanahan, you're mentally handicapped.
 
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Bk1 said:
I get that...but why was he fired tho?
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No clue. I am not saying it was the right or wrong decision to fire him. My point was just because the QB stats were similar doesn't mean the overall offenses produced at a similar level.
 
GuptaKnows said:
"the truth hurts doesn't it!" What the f-uck are you talking about? Take your meds, clown. My post had nothing to do with hiring Sarkisian or not. Oh but if you think Sarkisian is as good as Kyle Shanahan, you're mentally handicapped.
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Read it and weep clown
Sark did his job in ATL
Don't hate what you don't know **** about.
 
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