Let’s Get F’n Drunk: Steve Sarkisian Thread

[WhatTheHell]

Great White Sark time, Bo.


- Spent 5 years as QB coach at USC and Oakland
- Knows how to party

- USC coordinator offensive ranks:
- 29th
- 11th

- Washington head coach offensive ranks:
- 62nd
- 76th
- 38th
- 99th
- 13th

- Back to USC as head coach; offensive ranks:
- 31st
- 38th

- Alabama OC:
- 34th

- Falcons OC:
- 8th
- 6th


Seems to churn out decent offenses as a coordinator. As a head coach he was a real nightmare on that side of the ball.

Downside: He’s a drunk ******* and could end up dying on a jet ski by spring camp.

Upside: Imagine being a 5-star QB on a visit and your potential OC burps beer breath in your face and asks if you “wanna see a dead body?”

Should we give this son of a bltch a call? Kosi needs someone to hold the camera. Let’s get weird.

Grade this candidate.

 

[caneallday21]

**** no he'll be snorting coke of a strippers *** with Kosi

 

[brock]

Always liked sark tbh

 

[HamburgerSV]

Decent hire 10 years ago. Not anymore

 

[JHallCanes]

He would have been my first call

 

[kccanefan]

 

[TGood52thePlumber]

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

**** no he'll be snorting coke of a strippers *** with Kosi

With the former Fins OL coach Foerster.

 

[BoxingRobes]

Way too expensive for us.

Best name I've seen listed for the OC spot on this forum though.

 

[GAhurricane]

The falcons offense he took over was number 1 before he got there. I’d really rather get a college OC

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

My opinion though.... I think he's the mystery canidate.

 

[NateDogg]

My opinion though.... I think he's the mystery canidate.

Yesssss...”#4” that manny alluded to

 

[canecat]

zero chance we look at him. Like below zero.

 

[Jedi Master Cane]

Yes please

 

[OriginalGatorHater]

**** no he'll be snorting coke of a strippers *** with Kosi

You have me convinced he is the right man for the job.

 

[ChoadCane]

Always larked sark tbh

I lark him too, brocktor seuss

 

[The Owl]

Orlovsky is legit but that's a lazy tweet. Falcons averaged almost a half yard more per play and averaged more than eight points more per game in 2016.

 

[Shooter McGavin]

I’d like to get drunk

 

[TriStarCane]

This dude just had two Top 10 offenses in the **** NFL and was the OC for a national championship program but he's not good enough for a Miami team that's 26-13 in it's last 3 years. You guys kill me with this ****. Who do you think we are these days??

 

[joglen15]

zero chance we look at him. Like below zero.

Tennessee is contacting him. We would just have to outbid him. I'd take him over Major.

If not for his sobriety issues, USC was on the cusp of "being back" under him.