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Is there a university policy mandating the use of leaf blowers whenever the coach is talking to reporters after practice?
 
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What would Al Golden say?

" Me and Mark weren't able to communicate our defensive calls that well due to the leaf blowing at practice. I'm telling you Joe, we screamed our tails off to overcome; but we still weren't ready for gameday. That's why the defense gave up a moderate 400 yards rushing"
 
Golden: "Well we've got to play better and that's on me. It doesn't help that we've had to deal with all the leaf blowers on campus. They just keep blowing around that cloud over the program."
 
Golden: "Well we've got to play better and that's on me. It doesn't help that we've had to deal with all the leaf blowers on campus. They just keep blowing around that cloud over the program."

lmao
 
What would Al Golden say?

" Me and Mark weren't able to communicate our defensive calls that well due to the leaf blowing at practice. I'm telling you Joe, we screamed our tails off to overcome; but we still weren't ready for gameday. That's why the defense gave up a moderate 400 yards rushing"

Nicely played sir
 
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"We stuck to our core values and didn't raise our voices up to the occasion, Joe. As if the pressure of going to Cincinnati in the middle of the night wasn't enough...we have to deal with leaf blowers now? You kidding me?"
 
That noise is actually just The Feast and Tim Reynolds simultaneously ripping ***. It's the true cloud that this program cannot escape.
 
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Is there a university policy mandating the use of leaf blowers whenever the coach is talking to reporters after practice?
Not only is it mandated, in this years student handbook it is absolutely required for anyone on campus giving an interview. Students are requested to be short and concise with answers so personnel operating the lawn equipment can finish early to begin preparation of resumes for a new job in Texas to Cali building a large wall.... It's right before the section that explains if we win our eight games the consumption of Rum will be permitted anytime of the day on campus and in classes, and not just for breakfast as the current allowance exists..
 
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