Last year's Hetherman/Minnesota defense...

Was at 3 of those Minny games. Won’t comment much on the D except they did have a couple of good players and Perich is the gawwwd up here as he should be. I remember the D coming up big in big game moments. Perich’s interviews are hilarious because he just says whatever he wants. He’s a special player. He said if it was up to him he’d skip college and go straight to the Vikes because that’s all he cares about.




He can come in and replace Hitman Harry
 
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He was a QB in high school but he was recruited as a defensive back and was never going to play QB in college.

He was a worse QB if that's possible to imagine.
I've been really busy since then but I recall he did have good numbers in HS and played a couple years at QB for Miami? Like I say, I haven't had time to obsess over stats in the last 15 years or so. It's all a bit fuzzy.
 
His reason is that Highsmith and Rodgers are the worst football players ever.
The only thing more predictable than the laughable lack of ball knowledge on this forum is the lameness of the fake tough guy comebacks.

I'll repost for the slow ones.

2024
Scoring Defense: 25.3 (69th)
Pass Defense: 214.4 (57th)
Run Defense: 112.8 (20th)
Total Defense: 327.2 (27th)
Pass Completion: 57.7% (27th)
Yards Per Play: 5.3 (47th)

2012
Scoring Defense: 30.5 (85th)
Pass Defense: 268.5 (105th)
Run Defense: 217.9 (114th)
Total Defense: 486.4 (120th)
Pass Completion: 60.8% (74th)
Yards Per Play: 6.1 (94th)
Per those same metrics I remember people jizzing over donofrios “top 10” defense but that didn’t tell the same story on the field.

Again what I saw on the defensive field of 2024 is the worst thing I’ve ever seen at the p4 level. Those numbers would be so much worse if our offense wasn’t efficient and kept our defense on the field.

I would’ve killed to have Anthony Chickillo, Rayshawn Jenkins, Tracy Howard, Denzel Perryman, Deon bush, Olson Pierre and Ladarius Gunter on the 2024 roster.

But keep posting chat gpt numbers and telling people they don’t know ball lol.
 
Well, I've seen video of him coaching special teams this month at LSU. I know he's an analyst but analysts have been allowed to coach for a couple of years now and he is coaching. Been following Lance for years now. He keeps a job. If Coach O gets another head coaching job don't be surprised if Lance is on the staff.

Coach O and his sons were around last year. You really think that O would jeopardize his final HC job with having Guidry on staff?
 
Man idk 2012 was bad bad at one point you had fentriss back there at safety if i recall correctly he was a LB at first. DL and S sucked *** us devantae freeman fsu 4th quarter ****ed me off running all over us..

We would play a solid 3 quarters then be gassed as the opposing team put on an extra gear their rocket boots and dust us.. Virginia North Carolina (butch duh gaaaaawd or larry fedora followed by the gio benard show left everybody extra dusty eating dust for like 200 yds 😭) Kansas State bill snyder collin klein went Ice Cube no vaseline before they dusted us with no remorse i think Norte Dame did as well in Chicago or it could of been 2013.

2024 DB's crushed us. Occasionally LB's but secondary more than anything.
 
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They can’t hurt us anymore
I Dont Believe You Will Ferrell GIF
 
I have a sneaking suspicion the 2012 defense cost someone a lot of money and he’s back with a vengeance to collect….
 
Coach O and his sons were around last year. You really think that O would jeopardize his final HC job with having Guidry on staff?

Bro, Guidry is a respected coach. I know it didn't work out at Miami but he's still highly regarded especially as a secondary coach. He wouldn't have landed at LSU so quickly if he wasn't respected. Furthermore, Coach O and Guidry go way back. It's a Louisiana thing with them. They go back decades before Guidry ever coached at Miami.
 
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Our CB room is legit and will allow us to load the box. Carr is going to have to beat us. I wouldn’t bet on that.
 
Man idk 2012 was bad bad at one point you had fentriss back there at safety if i recall correctly he was a LB at first. DL and S sucked *** us devantae freeman fsu 4th quarter ****ed me off running all over us..

We would play a solid 3 quarters then be gassed as the opposing team put on an extra gear their rocket boots and dust us.. Virginia North Carolina (butch duh gaaaaawd or larry fedora followed by the gio benard show left everybody extra dusty eating dust for like 200 yds 😭) Kansas State bill snyder collin klein went Ice Cube no vaseline before they dusted us with no remorse i think Norte Dame did as well in Chicago or it could of been 2013.

2024 DB's crushed us. Occasionally LB's but secondary more than anything.
I think that it wasn’t so much the numbers for last year but how bad it looked. I’ve never seen defense like last year that struggled to handle a simple motion by a slot receiver. Jaden Harris’ really bad pursuit angles. I think if you adjust for Power 5 opponents, no FCS or Group of 5 teams, it looks really bad. Teams that wanted to pass against the defense just motioned the DB out of position and when a team like Georgia Tech wanted to control the ball on the ground they did so at will
 
Again, people are just obsessed with claiming that the last thing they saw is the worst/best that they've ever seen.

Last year's defense was better than the 2012 defense in every aspect/metric. To say otherwise is delusional.
GT you played a team knowing the QB couldn't throw the ball. We couldn't stop them. They ran through us. Our DL couldn't contain the edge, motion got them out of position. That was a poorly coached team.
 
I think that it wasn’t so much the numbers for last year but how bad it looked. I’ve never seen defense like last year that struggled to handle a simple motion by a slot receiver. Jaden Harris’ really bad pursuit angles. I think if you adjust for Power 5 opponents, no FCS or Group of 5 teams, it looks really bad. Teams that wanted to pass against the defense just motioned the DB out of position and when a team like Georgia Tech wanted to control the ball on the ground they did so at will

Jaden Harris had to have failed algebra, just had to...
 
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