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Head Coach: We love your resume & track record of putting kids in the NFL, but how do you feel about recruiting?

Coach Kool:
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He’s so incredible that Sabag shytcanned him after one season, and no one else wants him despite being touched by Sabag.

Sabag just got a lifetime 3-31 HC a HC gig in the Big 10. He’s dragged guys out of drunk tanks and got them promotions after a year or two. Yet, this allegedly incredible DL Coach is circling the drain after 1 season.

Tool built this genius rap off like 4 guys in 15 years at Mizzou. This “position coach as deity” model that some of you guys subscribe to is laughable. There are no secret recipes anymore. Get any competent position coach some talent, and put that talent in a good offensive or defensive scheme, and he’s going to look good.

It’s like the guys who slobber over Soldinger because he was blessed with the best group of RBs in college history. When those guys were gone, Sol wasn’t as smart. Was Pat Jones a mega genius RB Coach? Did he teach Thurman and Barry how to be HOF backs? LOL
 
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The Franchise said:
He’s so incredible that Sabag shytcanned him after one season, and no one else wants him despite being touched by Sabag.

Sabag just got a lifetime 3-31 HC a HC gig in the Big 10. He’s dragged guys out of drunk tanks and got them promotions after a year or two. Yet, this allegedly incredible DL Coach is circling the drain after 1 season.

Tool built this genius rap off like 4 guys in 15 years at Mizzou. This “position coach as deity” model that some of you guys subscribe to is laughable. There are no secret recipes anymore. Get any competent position coach some talent, and put that talent in a good offensive or defensive scheme, and he’s going to look good.

It’s like the guys who slobber over Soldinger because he was blessed with the best group of RBs in college history. When those guys were gone, Sol wasn’t as smart. Was Pat Jones a mega genius RB Coach? Did he teach Thurman and Barry how to be HOF backs? LOL
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Wait a minute. You mean to tell me that a RB coach is only as good as his product is???!?!?!?! That Pat Jones didn't teach Barry Sanders how to juke and give him the vision that made him the best RB in NFL history??!?!?!?! This is preposterous.
 
The Franchise said:
He’s so incredible that Sabag shytcanned him after one season, and no one else wants him despite being touched by Sabag.

Sabag just got a lifetime 3-31 HC a HC gig in the Big 10. He’s dragged guys out of drunk tanks and got them promotions after a year or two. Yet, this allegedly incredible DL Coach is circling the drain after 1 season.

Tool built this genius rap off like 4 guys in 15 years at Mizzou. This “position coach as deity” model that some of you guys subscribe to is laughable. There are no secret recipes anymore. Get any competent position coach some talent, and put that talent in a good offensive or defensive scheme, and he’s going to look good.

It’s like the guys who slobber over Soldinger because he was blessed with the best group of RBs in college history. When those guys were gone, Sol wasn’t as smart. Was Pat Jones a mega genius RB Coach? Did he teach Thurman and Barry how to be HOF backs? LOL
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The things that makes this all the moarrr rich and adds to your correct assessment here is that Jess Simpson (essentially a career high school coach) currently holds a job that Kewl has been trying to get for at least a decade.
 
Tad Footeball said:
The things that makes this all the moarrr rich and adds to your correct assessment here is that Jess Simpson (essentially a career high school coach) currently holds a job that Kewl has been trying to get for at least a decade.
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I said when we hired HS Coach Simpson that he’d do as well or better than Tool. Everyone was in a panic over losing Deity Tool. LOL

#Listen2TheLegend
 
The Franchise said:
He’s so incredible that Sabag shytcanned him after one season, and no one else wants him despite being touched by Sabag.

Sabag just got a lifetime 3-31 HC a HC gig in the Big 10. He’s dragged guys out of drunk tanks and got them promotions after a year or two. Yet, this allegedly incredible DL Coach is circling the drain after 1 season.

Tool built this genius rap off like 4 guys in 15 years at Mizzou. This “position coach as deity” model that some of you guys subscribe to is laughable. There are no secret recipes anymore. Get any competent position coach some talent, and put that talent in a good offensive or defensive scheme, and he’s going to look good.

It’s like the guys who slobber over Soldinger because he was blessed with the best group of RBs in college history. When those guys were gone, Sol wasn’t as smart. Was Pat Jones a mega genius RB Coach? Did he teach Thurman and Barry how to be HOF backs? LOL
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Kool has had some excellent production units with some of the most unathletic lineman you'll see. Check out my posts about how unathletic and not special our DL has been over the past three seasons. Lots of 2, 3, 8 percentile athletes.

Then you look back at Mizzou...Michael Sam was a terrible athlete, Shane Ray and Markus Golden were way below average athletes. Kony Ealy had bend but not a great athlete. Sheldon Richardon was a hoss, but really, the only stud and superathlete he's had. Lots of guys that ultimately are average or non-existent NFL players. You can now add Quinnen Williams to that list. But also add Isaiah Buggs (1 percentile athlete) to the other list.

Smart men can disagree...but, I'm just saying he had done a lot with some really poor athletes in his position rooms.
 
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Its weird how he can't get into the nfl, doesn't want to recruit, join the xfl I guess
 
Kul certainly had me fooled until that final year where he didn't lift a fat little finger for recruiting. I lost all respect for the guy at that point. Won't lie though, seeing Baga pay for Richt's bad coaching eval makes me a little happy. Lol at the Bama AD expecting Kul to go out and find a new job right away when the contract would revoke a 750K severance for which all he has to do is sit on his lazy *** and eat donuts.
 
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