Kul out at Bama

If he’s such a great DL Coach then why’d the best coach in the history of college football run him off after one season where the DL regressed? Waiting for the football scientists to break this unsolvable mystery down with their football abacuses and football electron microscopes.

Some of you guys act like this fat **** has the recipe to McDonald’s secret sauce. Everything that fat shiftless kielbasa knows every other competent DL coach knows. We just took a career HS coach and got better play from our DL than the inventor of DL coaching ever gave us.

Acquire talent and put them in a good downhill scheme. There’s your secret. Tool has been lucky enough throughout his career to have people acquire very good talent for him.

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If he’s such a great DL Coach then why’d the best coach in the history of college football run him off after one season where the DL regressed? Waiting for the football scientists to break this unsolvable mystery down with their football abacuses and football electron microscopes.

Some of you guys act like this fat **** has the recipe to McDonald’s secret sauce. Everything that fat shiftless kielbasa knows every other competent DL coach knows. We just took a career HS coach and got better play from our DL than the inventor of DL coaching ever gave us.

Acquire talent and put them in a good downhill scheme. There’s your secret. Tool has been lucky enough throughout his career to have people acquire very good talent for him.

LMFAO, you were one of the dudes singing at the gates acting like he was the Messiah at his coaching position a few years back when he came here.

Don't worry, maybe everyone else forgot, they typically do around here.
 
He did have the rep as a top DL coach when Richt hired him and for the most part he did a good job as a coach. He was 100% garbage as a recruiter though and nobody can argue against that. The thing is, he got replaced by a high school coach and the DL played at least as good if not better than they did under Kool. So, either Simpson is some kind of wunderkind who's capable of replacing legends easily or maybe coaching defensive line at a school like Miami that has lots of D line talent isn't really the hardest job in the world. I mean, outside of the D'Onofrio years, has Miami ever had a bad defensive line? Yes, some were more talented than others but defensive line play was almost always a bright spot for the program before fat Albert and his buddy killed the scheme.
 
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