Kickoff Eve hype with “Special” Guest

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

Why do you hate America?

 

[Cane Tankerous]

Canes Fans…we are finally here. This has been arguably the most exciting offseason in 20 years.

- Mario returns home after honing his craft with successful stints under Saban and leading Oregon

- Assembling the best coaching staff in the ACC and one of the best in our history

- Hiring an A+ AD after years of kids running the show

- Finally it looks like a President, AD, Coach, boosters all on the same page and committed to winning

- Facilities upgrades being planned that will shame most other programs

- John Ruiz added to our roster of boosters

- one of the more dramatic roster flips we’ve ever seen in 1 offseason. Thank you portal

Let’s ***ing go. No more excuses, no more talk. Put up or shut the *** up. Time to lay our balls on the table and show cfb we mean business. The future is bright.

I’d now like to introduce Miami Hurricanes and CanesInsight newest fan, with a message to kickoff our 2022 season. Por….eh…adult entertainment actress, Miss Courtney Cummz

(co-produced by myself and you know who @Baba Yaga )

Spoiler: Go Canes!

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Tune in tomorrow in the UF/Utah thread for another message from Courtney

This will make me look forward to the games so that I can immediately look forward to her next appearance

 

[Cane Tankerous]

Why do you guys get so excited about whores.

Isn't the real question...why don't you appreciate true art?

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Canes Fans…we are finally here. This has been arguably the most exciting offseason in 20 years.

- Mario returns home after honing his craft with successful stints under Saban and leading Oregon

- Assembling the best coaching staff in the ACC and one of the best in our history

- Hiring an A+ AD after years of kids running the show

- Finally it looks like a President, AD, Coach, boosters all on the same page and committed to winning

- Facilities upgrades being planned that will shame most other programs

- John Ruiz added to our roster of boosters

- one of the more dramatic roster flips we’ve ever seen in 1 offseason. Thank you portal

Let’s ***ing go. No more excuses, no more talk. Put up or shut the *** up. Time to lay our balls on the table and show cfb we mean business. The future is bright.

I’d now like to introduce Miami Hurricanes and CanesInsight newest fan, with a message to kickoff our 2022 season. Por….eh…adult entertainment actress, Miss Courtney Cummz

(co-produced by myself and you know who @Baba Yaga )

Spoiler: Go Canes!

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Tune in tomorrow in the UF/Utah thread for another message from Courtney

I like the cut of your jib

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Why do you guys get so excited about whores.

You really have to ask that?

 

[Cane Tankerous]

Why do you guys get so excited about whores.

We believe in science and we are mere mortals. Here's a more scientific answer...

Sex Differences in Response to Visual Sexual Stimuli: A Review

This article reviews what is currently known about how men and women respond to the presentation of visual sexual stimuli. While the assumption that men respond more to visual sexual stimuli is generally empirically supported, previous reports of *** ...

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

 

[IndayArtHauz]

You really have to ask that?

Defilement comes from within.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Defilement comes from within.

My depravity is boundless.

 

[Cane Tankerous]

I'm ready to get psyched for next week's game already.

NEED MORE MISS COURTNEY CUMMZ