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Kaden Henderson update

JamesQuall said:
@Numb Nuts I want to say your username is now up there with some of the other greats such as @TakeitinDiaz and @Felonious Monk
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OrangeBowlMagic said:
Really not that hot. Their RSW total is 8.5, with slight juice to the under. So 7-5 wouldn’t be totally shocking. They lucked out bigly with that schedule and it flips on em this year.

They got 2 cupcakes in the non-con, but the 3rd isn’t a layup. Arizona State, but in college station.

Then in their 9 SEC games, 5 are on the road.

At LSU, Mizzou, Bama, USCe, and OU
Then at home they get Kentucky, Arkansas, Tennessee and end the year with Texas.

Can absolutely see them going 2-3 on the road and 5-2 at home.
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Definitely losing 4 of those conference road games and at Texas. Rest of the conference home games are against new coaches and Tennessee who will be starting a freshman at qb.

Year 3 backslide is going to be reminiscent to Kevin Sumlin’s time there and if he loses to Texas again and his seat gonna warm up.
 
Handsome Squidbum said:
They will finish 8&4 again. Losses to LSU, Bama, Texas, and Oklahoma. Let’s see how committed he is when he is sitting at home watching UM win #6.
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Mario Cristobal, the most psychotic, cafecito fueled recruiting lunatic on the planet stopped recruiting this kid. Read between the lines. It's over. Enjoy College Station and the weirdos, we're good over here with the 2 we got. And if we're lucky enough to see you in the playoffs during the time you're there, we'll **** you up again then, too. Have a great day.
 
Memnon said:
Also, TAMU is debuting Holmon Wiggins as their new OC.

He's a good recruiter, but his evals have been sh*t, despite signing a lot of high ranked kids.

He also has absolutely ZERO experience as a playcaller.

TAMU is going to have a massive drop off in play this year.

I guess this is a hot take, but I got them going 7-5.
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Ouch!
 
OrangeBowlMagic said:
Mario Cristobal, the most psychotic, cafecito fueled recruiting lunatic on the planet stopped recruiting this kid. Read between the lines. It's over. Enjoy College Station and the weirdos, we're good over here with the 2 we got. And if we're lucky enough to see you in the playoffs during the time you're there, we'll **** you up again then, too. Have a great day.
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Oh I’m not saying we will go after him. I just expect he will take their money and go somewhere else after the wheels fall off their season.
 
Memnon said:
I got South Carolina beating them too.
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Agree that either Tennessee or South Cacalaca likely gives them L #5, but the universe loves to torture their fans by making them always feel like they on the verge of being more than the 3rd or 4th best football program in the state of Texas. There is beautiful symmetry in Texas 8&4 University once again living up to its reputation of being a school that’s not even good enough to be considered a “has been” and forever destined to be a “never was.”
 
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ShadowSpring said:
These oil billionaires going to KEBOB some Elko if they don't get results. Enough to feed the state of Texas from the looks of that belly
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Brother Elko’s got a fatty cirrhosis liver it’s obviously huge .
He’s an alcoholic his barrega laponza girth stomach he’s sweating profusely dripping from his Laponza as his body struggles to carry his liver.

How can anyone look at him and not go wow that Jay Farley size when he was alive , get it WAS ALIVE .
 
Memnon said:
Also, TAMU is debuting Holmon Wiggins as their new OC.

He's a good recruiter, but his evals have been sh*t, despite signing a lot of high ranked kids.

He also has absolutely ZERO experience as a playcaller.

TAMU is going to have a massive drop off in play this year.

I guess this is a hot take, but I got them going 7-5.
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So I guess it’s won’t be the Elko Era it’ll be the Elko Error
 
GOCANES05 said:
Brother Elko’s got a fatty cirrhosis liver it’s obviously huge .
He’s an alcoholic his barrega laponza girth stomach he’s sweating profusely dripping from his Laponza as his body struggles to carry his liver.

How can anyone look at him and not go wow that Jay Farley size when he was alive , get it WAS ALIVE .
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Chris Farley?
 
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