Josh Jobe still hasn’t qualified into Alabama.

[QoCane85]

And many we’re *****!ng about that mongoloid not choosing the U!!! He did us a favor!!!

 

[kryptonite]

Can’t get into Alabama? I’m guessing he can’t read a map or follow GPS directions. How else could one not get into Alabama?

Keep pushing on a door marked "pull"?

 

[ThomasM]

Keep pushing on a door marked "pull"?

Turns out, the "push" is on the Alabama side, now no one can leave the state.

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

He wants to qualify by age 30.

Isn't that like 4 months from now?

 

[reg]

How dare you grown *** men pick on a mentally ill kid. The nerve of you for doing this ****, without at least mentioning me in a post, so that I would have received an alert, and therefore would have been able to get in on the action of destroying Simple Jobe!

F'uck all of y'all, you selfish ma****ers!

 

[Port Knox]

How dare you grown *** men pick on a mentally ill kid. The nerve of you for doing this ****, without at least mentioning me in a post, so that I would have received an alert, and therefore would have been able to get in on the action of destroying Simple Jobe!

F'uck all of y'all, you selfish ma****ers!

 

[arizonacane]

Retarded Primadonna!

 

[k9cane]

so he can't spell 'Jobe' if you spotted him the 'J-O-B'?

 

[Ageorgiacane4life]

 

[TheMatador]

What are all those orange things crawling around on his head?

 

[Cane Dynasty]

What are all those orange things crawling around on his head?

Tribbles

 

[Ageorgiacane4life]

What are all those orange things crawling around on his head?

They are probably sinking into his brain. Might be the reason he is trying to get qualified!!!

 

[KrazyCane]

 

[77cane]

Wanted to show everyone he fit in at Tuscaloosa, so he walked onto a farm and tried to milk a bull! Was told to spend a semester at the 4-H club. Taking special classes on Horses, Hicks, Hags, and Hand Jobs.

 

[Go Canes!!]

Would love to know if he did all that decommitting, trolling and talking after he knew there’s no way he’d qualify here.

 

[Cane Dynasty]

Wanted to show everyone he fit in at Tuscaloosa, so he walked onto a farm and tried to milk a bull! Was told to spend a semester at the 4-H club. Taking special classes on Horses, Hicks, Hags, and Hand Jobs.

 

[TpaBayFlyFisher]

He appears destined to become the answer to the age old question-who?

 

[Canegetright]

Ol' Jobe....by the time he's "eligible" he'll already be near retirement

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

I could have lived my entire life without ever having seen this, but no, thanks to @Cane Dynasty that fūcking image is seared in my brain. Thanks.

 

[406Cane]

The world always needs jizzmoppers.