Confirmed Josh Gattis

[Ispyin]

On Earth 2 new Canes AD Eddie Nunez is getting ready to tweet about hiring Frank Ponce and Charlie Weak.

We can absolutely debate details about the systems and philosophies of these two hires but damnnnn does it feel good to FINALLY feel like we're playing big boy ball with new hires ACROSS the board.

We got poached for assistants by two playoff teams but then turned around and just did the same to another one of them that has pretty much unlimited cash too

 

[dk72]

Go on the Michigan boards. They are the ones saying Harbaugh made him ditch his play book after 2 mediocre years.

2 mediocre years because Michigan lost their explosive skill players and Harbaugh pushed for and recruited for a power offensive game. Gattis then adjusted the offense to fit the personnel and Harbaughs choices, and won a Broyles award for his work. A coach that can change and adjust to fit personnel is a good thing

 

[Empirical Cane]

Soooo what happens to the marathon “deleted names” thread, now?

Mopes will want to keep so they can pine over MOAR names

 

[Angry Ibis]

My gawd some of you flaming vaginas are insufferable.

We just hired THE COTDAM BROYLES AWARD WINNER. Get the sand out of your **** and be happy for ***** sake.

You seem upset

 

[Angry Ibis]

We got poached for assistants by two playoff teams but then turned around and just did the same to another one of them that has pretty much unlimited cash too

That’s the exact type of response we need. Lose one, go get one! Equal or better!

 

[who]

I’m glad this is all over.

I think he was limited by Harbaugh and the QB so I’m hoping with TVD, it’ll be a slightly different philosophy.

 

[JHallCanes]

You seem upset

Coming from the Angry Ibis too….

 

["U"crazy]

I was actually surprised Gattis didn’t get head coaching opportunities this year. What a **** hire. Young, black, calls plays, top assistant in the nation last year… salute Mario!

What does being black have to do with it?

 

[TRick72]

Surprised Tweet didnt start with "I told Brucee this would happen weeks ago..."

 

[Angry Ibis]

Maybe it’s just the timing. We get a legit oc beat assistant award winner last year and instantly people crying. Like how about wait two hours

I don’t think everyone is always crying, but are tired of being told to trust everything and are trying to discuss the main concern going into the hires: Need a HR OC and are now asking or saying tell me why that is with logic and not a message board pep rally when most, myself included, don’t really know enough about the coaches, etc…

 

[Torocane]

If nothing else, this sends an message to the CFB world that Mario ain’t f..king around.

Yeah...for the first time in a long time we hired coordinators that the players don't have to look up figure out who they are.
Things are different around here.

 

[who]

Also, optics wise this is huge.

Gattis is by far a bigger name than Briles/Candle/McClendon so getting “rejected” or losing them seems laughable.

 

[TheEye]

So…Major Applewhite?

 

[Ispyin]

Is he the college football version that Woj is to the NBA?

Is that a real question?

 

[Angry Ibis]

Coming from the Angry Ibis too….

I see angry people…

 

[RedPill Stepdad]

You still my nîgga, but man, she did roast you pretty good.

And she's a female.

Enough of that, let's not get a thread ban. How u feel about the hire, young bol?

after two months of whiffing the day is finally here.


but no seriously, splash hire for sure. oline play is going to be crucial but i like gattis.

 

[KingB02]

Man.......

We have all the personnel for an air raid, but we're opting for a power run O knowing **** well our interior line is trash

How you know what he gonna run? He said he has been part of all different offenses

 

[Empirical Cane]

Some of y’all need to realize that the porsters bemoaning this hire are just trying to use your anger as lube for their squirrels.

What are they doing to those poor squirrels?

Have they upgraded their hamster game?

 

[nvlahos]

**** Mario has a roledex for days

Huge

Stole an OC from a playoff team lol. Who says Miami isn’t a desired job/school to work for

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

How’s your basement Incel?

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