Josh Gattis (before its deleted)

[Cajuncane]

Or you could be the starting QB of the Hurricanes..

 

[Cajuncane]

We need to put you in touch with Samson Okunlola.

We need to put you in touch with Samson Okunlola.

Or @fraggle just in case

 

[JD08]

Or @fraggle just in case

That's okay, it was Connor Lew who wanted to fly anyway. I got those two mixed up somehow.

 

[Cane6]

That's okay, it was Connor Lew who wanted to fly anyway. I got those two mixed up somehow.

Tell Lew that JCarver is training g to be a pilot too but he didn’t flip

Him and Jimmy Graham gonna go fly together and get blowies from IG hoes up in the clouds

 

[Vintage Cane]

September 2, 2023, Hurricanes hosting Miami (Ohio). Looking at the sidelines we don’t see anybody calling plays, check on this thread for info on who our OC is. There, on page 2384 we see the usual suspects, Brady, Dorsey, Arroyo, Mullen. Back to the game, … wait I can see someone at the booth ready to call plays, is that Gattis??

 

[dolpterry]

How do you know Zo is giving out offers?

You can just look at the offers when the young men post them and it has been sent out by Zo and several different coaches but not Gattis

 

[Gransapo]

Worst coordinator in modern history and he’s still employed. Why hasn’t Gattis’ mom come to pick up her son yet?

Miami finished 113th in scoring offense.

By contrast, Mark D’Onofrio (widely considered the worst coordinator in modern UM history) never had a defense finish below 84th.

Gattis would have to improve dramatically to get to D’Onofrio’s lowest point.

What would happen if Gattis’s offense played D’Onofrio defense?

 

[Dilber]

What would happen if Gattis’s offense played D’Onofrio defense?

Do you want my **** to just fall off on its own or what

 

[PBJFanatic]

Anyone a doctor in here? We need stronger antibiotics to get rid of Gattis.

 

[Cane6]

What would happen if Gattis’s offense played D’Onofrio defense?

See Miami vs UVA 2022

 

[canecrazy23]

 

[NZ Cane]

Anyone else see that Miami staffer tweet from the Bain commitment?

May well have been old but it looked like Gattis dancing around with DVD/mario celebrating...

 

[dycane]

Josh Gattis has no business coaching football for a living.

 

[CanesLax]

I played Madden 2005 once, now throwing my name in the hat

 

[Dees Brown]

**** it Mario. What's taking so long? His office should have been pack up before halftime of the Pitt game.

 

[SWFLHurricane]

**** it Mario. What's taking so long? His office should have been pack up before halftime of the Pitt game.

 

[UMFarArcher]

Anyone a doctor in here? We need stronger antibiotics to get rid of Gattis.

Just hit the flush handle.

**** - swirls and circles a moment - GONE.

 

[Jedi Master Cane]

How is this piece of garbage still employed? Mario is playing with fire that has been pre-lit with nitroglycerin

 

[TpaBayFlyFisher]

This is so disappointing that it lessens the joy of winning some recruiting wars……

 

[SFbayCane]

I talked to a buddy of mine who went to Columbus with Mario. He said he talked to Mario recently and expressed concerns that the offensive failures would hurt season ticket sales next year. Mario told him that his plan to increase ticket sales is to have Gattis call plays from the sideline. He said the fans will get so ****ed off that they'll buy tickets just to show up and cuss Gattis out from the stands.

I guess Mario knows us better than we know ourselves.