It's almost impossible to find...

..any evidence that Miami is a well-coached team. I tried my best. This team doesn’t make good decisions. They rank 127th in turnovers. The team isn’t disciplined. They rank 93rd in penalties. The scheme is broken. The scoring offense dropped from 30.9 ppg to 22.5 ppg (94th in nation) with largely the same personnel. The team doesn’t play smart. They rank 118th in passing efficiency defense because the DBs make so many mental busts.

The conditioning doesn’t show up. Small teams bully Miami in the fourth quarter. The sports science isn’t working. The program has never had more injuries. To top it off, the team lacks physicality and can’t tackle. Nothing on film matches the identity we wanted.
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The truth is this team has looked bad in every game against an FBS opponent. And the lows keep getting lower. Duke was one of the worst rosters I’ve ever seen last year. Now, they’re lining up in victory formation in the redzone so they don’t run up the score to 50. I want to say this is rock bottom, but I thought that happened a month ago.

The comparison for Mario has always been Butch. He won’t elevate a bad roster, but he can build a roster and instill discipline over time. We see that with Oregon’s continued success. But one difference with Butch is that he was able to find Hall of Famers in the bargain bin. The recruiting landscape has changed. Cristobal succeeds by winning big-time battles, and it’s hard to win big-time battles when you look this bad on the field. The playing time sales job only works for a year. The locals are already immune to the BS. He needs to triage this season and keep the class strong if we have any chance.

Some specifics:

- The first, most obvious issue is the scoring offense. Miami averaged 22.6 ppg with Enos. It immediately jumped to 35.5 ppg in the Lashlee era. Now it’s back to 22.5 ppg, with better players than Enos had. It's a simple story to tell. We aren't explosive anymore and we live from down to down. Have you ever seen this many fourth down attempts?
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- I don’t think Mario will be stubborn schematically when it comes to making changes. He has no personal scheme and, for all the talk about him being hard-headed about the run game, this is actually one of the most pass-dominant teams in the nation. They rank 117th in rushing percentage and throw it 58% of the time. It’s just a bad passing offense. The concern with Cristobal is whether he will pick the right guy or just go after the shiniest name.

- And this is not to scapegoat Gattis. There are a lot of problems on a lot of desks. Nobody talks about Ponce, but he is the QB coach and is accountable for a lot of the regression at that position. They need to get it fixed before this season goes from bad to historic.

- The most important news right now is Tyler Van Dyke’s health. He's one of the few players with an NFL future on this roster and he’s been playing like his old self. On the flip side, Jake Garcia looked as bad as I’ve ever seen him in any game or scrimmage. Some of that was protection and jitters, but he didn’t look prepared. Hopefully, it’s just a bad game under duress. I have no idea who is working hard in that room, but if TVD is out for an extended period and Jacurri Brown is preparing with more urgency, I wouldn’t hesitate throwing him out there. The offense isn’t explosive to begin with. Brown at least gives you a better running game with the opportunity for big plays on the ground and in the air against stacked boxes.
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- Colbie Young is an impact player. One comparison I heard internally was Demaryius Thomas without the speed. While I love his attitude and willingness to play special teams, we need to treat him like a star. He was getting pulled for Michael Redding on key third downs. Save his energy for offense.

- One takeaway watching this game live- this team is small up front. Our failure to add length in the Portal killed us. It hurts even more when you see South Florida guys like Gerald Mincey (Tennessee) and Tyler Steen (Alabama) playing LT at a high level. Duke was parking their safeties in Broward and Miami couldn’t make them pay in the run game. This team has too many centers. DJ Scaife should be our center and he’s our RT. Justice Oluwaseun, Jakai Clark, Jonathan Denis and Logan Sagapolu are all way undersized. Laurence Seymore looked like he didn’t belong on the field on Saturday. I remember watching Seymore with @gogeta4 as he dominated much older P5 guys at camp. He looked like the next great center. But he hasn’t done enough or shown the urgency off the field to overcome his bad body. Overall, there was no size advantage against Duke and the interior pressure was relentless. One adjustment might be playing more Anez Cooper. If he is too green to move to guard (and it looked like that against VT), play him at RT and move Scaife to RG.

- If there is one area where I would bet on Mario, it’s his ability to build a giant, talented OL. You see that in Oregon. He’s already won big time battles for Francis Mauigoa (Top 10 player nationally), Connor Lew (beat UGA) and Tommy Kinsler (beat Florida). Now, we have to hold off the negative recruiting on all those guys, plus teams like Oregon pushing for Frankie Tinilau. If Cristobal can build a monster OL, it will elevate our floor and avoid catastrophes like Saturday.
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- Darrell Jackson is one of the few difference makers on this team. He is an elite run-stopper and is getting sacks by pushing the pocket. He just turned 19 and has a bright NFL future if he keeps working.

- James Williams continues to struggle breaking down and tackling at 6’5. And our tackling somehow got worse when he left the game injured in the second half. I understand the frustration with JW because he’s a five-star and he’s playing nowhere near that level. But he’s low on my list of concerns. For all his faults, he is one of the better players on this bad team and actually cares.

- However, Coach Addae is high on the list of disappointments with this team. His DBs played great at West Virginia and Georgia, and the buzz from the offseason coaching clinics had him pegged as a future head coach. But the performance in practice has disappeared in games. There was a lot of hate for Rumph and Banda, but they had their guys playing much better (at a much lower price) than Addae and TRob.

Overall, this is as bad as it could’ve been. I predicted a single-digit win season but thought they’d be better than last year. They aren’t, and morale is lower. We're already hearing familiar complaints about the roster and culture. Recruiting alone won’t solve the problem, and if Cristobal can’t stop the bleeding on the field, recruiting won’t be there for long. Let's get this thing on track against a bad UVA team and steal the first good win of the year against the Noles.
Wait until criminoles role up in here. 🤦🏻‍♂️
 
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Gotta give you props for the comparison, brother.

Its excellent.

Walton & Knighton are scary similar. The sample size is Walton 22 games (14-8 record) Knighton 20 games (13-7 record)

On a bad note - There's 21 Miami RB's since 2001 to have 100+ P5 carries. The only ones who averaged under 4.0 ypc are Walton, Knighton, and Charlie Jones. Being behind Charlie Jones ain't a good place to be.

On a positive note - they're receiving numbers are at the top, and again, almost exactly the same

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Not sure it’s been mentioned but the OL at Oregon which is mainly Mario’s kids have given up 1 sack this year. Now they have a mobile qb and move pretty quick. But still…1 sack in 7 games.
 
Not sure it’s been mentioned but the OL at Oregon which is mainly Mario’s kids have given up 1 sack this year. Now they have a mobile qb and move pretty quick. But still…1 sack in 7 games.
Mario did a fantastic job with the OL. he did it from day 1 up there. well get better on the OL here too esp once we get healthy. hes elite at it. what he question is sudden offensive explosion from Oregon this quickly w a new system, staff, and QB who isnt good compared Marios entire tenure there.
 
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I also don’t recall Walton being a fumble machine.
Definitely - Knighton's 6 fumbles lost to Walton's 3 is a big difference

Also - Walton had A LOT more chances & did a better job beating up on G5 & FCS schools. That's where Walton really earned his rep.

Example - Knighton averaged 6.6 ypc in his first game vs UAB. He hasn't averaged over 6 ypc in a game since. Wasn't like he forgot how to run after his 1st game, it was just a weaker defense. Knighton's only had 8 carries vs G5/FCS schools since then - so he hasn't had chances to pad his numbers like Walton did
 
Mario, Gattis, Mirabal, Smith, Big Joe, Charlie, Kevin, Jamile all forgot how to coach once they got to Miami.
Gattis was never a good OC. the DL is fine and has played well. joes biggest issue is recruiting (How many DTs you see on board right now) but this we knew and I got downvoted for it when he was hired. a lot of you are screaming where are the DTs in our class now. Addae was at UGA for a year and had Smart and Champ hands on in his room. he was basically mutually parted and they haven't missed him and instead upgraded w Fran Brown. Addae at WVU was good. he also hasn't recruited well at DB. Strong is a victim of the leftover from Manny as our DC and LB coach. the LB sucked coming in. they actually played better this year than previous. they are who they are. biggest question is it Mario or mirabal who coaches the line? we know Mario is hands on there and hes an elite OL coach. the OL will be fine. I dont think mirabal makes any difference whether hes here or at Marshall lol. it's Marios OL and he coaches it. Mirabal is only at the P5 level bc hes Mario backpack from dora the explorer. Mario is a program builder and isnt an x and o guy. hes not building it to win overnight. his way takes longer. it can be sped up if he hits on his x and o guys.
 
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You know, this ******* deal that I'm about to sign barring me from the shilling preseason practice reports, barring me from CiS, my home.

What the **** is that, you know?

I'll tell you what it is. It's... It's me taking no for an answer, you know.

It's them...

It's them selling me, not the other way around.

It's me being a hypocrite is what it is.

So... You know what? I'm not leaving.


THE SHOW GOES ON!!
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Gattis was never a good OC. the DL is fine and has played well. joes biggest issue is recruiting (How many DTs you see on board right now) but this we knew and I got downvoted for it when he was hired. a lot of you are screaming where are the DTs in our class now. Addae was at UGA for a year and had Smart and Champ hands on in his room. he was basically mutually parted and they haven't missed him and instead upgraded w Fran Brown. Addae at WVU was good. he also hasn't recruited well at DB. Strong is a victim of the leftover from Manny as our DC and LB coach. the LB sucked coming in. they actually played better this year than previous. they are who they are. biggest question is it Mario or mirabal who coaches the line? we know Mario is hands on there and hes an elite OL coach. the OL will be fine. I dont think mirabal makes any difference whether hes here or at Marshall lol. it's Marios OL and he coaches it. Mirabal is only at the P5 level bc hes Mario backpack from dora the explorer. Mario is a program builder and isnt an x and o guy. hes not building it to win overnight. his way takes longer. it can be sped up if he hits on his x and o guys.
Do you really need to be an insufferable, insulting, prick? Grow up.
 
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It all starts with the OLine. This is the worse Miami Oline in many years. Sure Lashlee's offense scored more , but against teams with strong DLines not so much. You need a line that can play smash mouth and wear defenses down. Those lines will also make it easier to.pass. while I don't care for Gattis , an offense genius couldn't do much with this group. Look at Tampa Bay. Their line sucks, so their offense suffers. Mirabal is fighting a loosing battle with our guys. They simply are unathletic and short, with little reach. I won't criticizs them individually because they are what they are; mid major to FCS talent. Absolutely horrible recruiting and evaluations.
Looks like its time for Mirabal to cut off those arms and legs.
 
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Do you really need to be an insufferable, insulting, prick? Grow up.
**** all the fun everyone makes of every coach we've had here and the kids on the team, but that joke set you off. really? on top of that youre telling me to grow up when we have 50 year olds in here stalking players social media and making fun of speech impediments?
 
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Yeah, I only included Phillips and Roche because they were among the few who made the NFL.
The thing is most of the players Manny recruited are still here. Most of Manny's classes haven't left school because of the COVID years. Fairly certain guys like Nelson, Rivers, Taylor, Mallory, Van Dyke, maybe Garcia, etc. will be playing on Sundays. This is in no way excusing the job that Manny did here, he definitely deserved to get fired.
 
The thing is most of the players Manny recruited are still here. Most of Manny's classes haven't left school because of the COVID years. Fairly certain guys like Nelson, Rivers, Taylor, Mallory, Van Dyke, maybe Garcia, etc. will be playing on Sundays. This is in no way excusing the job that Manny did here, he definitely deserved to get fired.
We’ll see how they develop.
 
Mario is a recruiter, he just needs his recruits in and hire a better staff. The kids don’t care it’s obvious.
 
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