Sean Penn. Barbara Streisand. Every rapper that starts with "'Lil." All the painfully punchable people on Fox News. Urban Meyer. Katy Perry. Rudy Giuliani's son. Grayson Allen x10. Every LSU fan. Anyone who chooses more than three ice cream samples before deciding on one. Charlie Sheen during his scuffle with the producers of that stupid show he was on. Roseanne Barr. That FSU fan that still talks **** after losing by seven touchdowns. Vinny Scavo still being on staff while looking WAAAYYYY too much like Al Golden (it's honestly not Scavo's fault). Ron Dugans caring way too much about blocking. All the people too far up Ed Reed's *** about how much he is present.
That ****!ng person who wants to merge into your lane at a red light. Or people who merge at the last possible second into a freeway. Or when you get shocked by static electricity.
Mayo on sandwiches. Or not so great bread. Or getting **** on by a bird. That's pretty rough. Or the Birds Aren't Real Conspiracy. That's a fun one.
The ENTIRE MARK ONOFRIO DEFENSE
The voice of the lead singers of, in no particular order: AC/DC, Dave Matthews, Matchbox 20, Blink 182, Rush, Godsmack, Dave Matthews again, and.... Journey.
Rosie Perez and Fran Drescher for the love of god. And let's just add Geraldo Rivera into that mix.
And, while we're at it. How about everyone that says "literally" and means "figuratively." I thought that would go away. Or anyone who ever, EVER says "hashtag <insert word>."
But most of all, the people who blame "the administration," who have never been on campus, can't name an administrator, have never spent money on anything but buying a t-shirt, and very, VERY specifically all you morons who think you are entitled to tell The University of Miami or it's alumni and/or Trustees, without having contributed anything to it, how to operate. I'm especially tired of you people.
Finally, to the gator... you're the worst. Could you just... stop?
As a philosophical question, this thread is amazing.
Only first page of his book.