Is Cristobal the heir to Pastor Richt?

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in 8-10 years Mario will be serving Cuban Mix Sammiches out the window of his food truck that he bought with his Nike buyout.

What exactly is a cuban mix sandwich? Heard that term on a fishing show I watch thats with a captain from KW. Talked about a place called "El Mocho's" down in KW. Is it just another name for a regular cuban sandwich?
 
in 8-10 years Mario will be serving Cuban Mix Sammiches out the window of his food truck that he bought with his Nike buyout.

What exactly is a cuban mix sandwich? Heard that term on a fishing show I watch thats with a captain from KW. Talked about a place called "El Mocho's" down in KW. Is it just another name for a regular cuban sandwich?


Pork,ham,cheese,pickle
 
in 8-10 years Mario will be serving Cuban Mix Sammiches out the window of his food truck that he bought with his Nike buyout.

What exactly is a cuban mix sandwich? Heard that term on a fishing show I watch thats with a captain from KW. Talked about a place called "El Mocho's" down in KW. Is it just another name for a regular cuban sandwich?


Pork,ham,cheese,pickle

Got it. Same thing.
 
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I actually have no problem with this. Who would you rather has as a teacher and mentor, Saban or Golden? Saban taught Cristobal how to win a NC from a coaching perspective. Golden would have taught Cristobal how to remain mediocre. Try to see the forest through the trees. Cristobal is a much better coach today and in a much better place in college football than Golden.

Dude dropped us like a hot potato to suck on Saban’s crusty *** ****
 
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Richt gonna be here a while.. no telling who may take over this monster once he gets done[/QUOTE

I give you Coach Cade Weldon!

January 27, 2034 Miami Herald exclusive

The University of Miami announced today that with the retirement of Head Football Coach Mark Richt, former University of Texas head coach Cade Weldon has agreed to return home and become head coach of the 12 time National Champion Hurricanes. Weldon who was a backup quarterback on Miami's championship teams of 2018 and 2019 began his career as an offensive assistant to the legendary NFL head coach Bill Belichick before becoming offensive coordinator at USC where his team finished runner up to Champions Miami in 2026. Weldon then became head coach at Georgia Southern where he led his team to its fist two appearances in the college football playoffs in 2030 and losing to eventual champions Miami in 2032. Weldon was named head coach of the University of Texas in 2033 where he took a team that had not won a game in two years to within a field goal of the Big 24 championship. Asked about leaving Texas after only one year, Weldon stated, "Its Miami. I would be an idiot to turn down home and the greatest football program in history!" Weldon also said that he plans to retain Miami's famous Swag offense that has been averaging over 50 points per game over the past ten seasons. He also named Ohio State defensive coordinator Shaq Quarterman as assistant head coach and defensive coordinator. Quartermam turned down the same position with the Dallas Cowboys to return to the school at which he stared before his Hall of fame NFL career.
 
GTFO6.webp
 
People hatin' on Cristobal dropping the U after two weeks.

I would have dropped Al Folden, too. Potential career suicide to stand by.
 
Richt gonna be here a while.. no telling who may take over this monster once he gets done[/QUOTE

I give you Coach Cade Weldon!

January 27, 2034 Miami Herald exclusive

The University of Miami announced today that with the retirement of Head Football Coach Mark Richt, former University of Texas head coach Cade Weldon has agreed to return home and become head coach of the 12 time National Champion Hurricanes. Weldon who was a backup quarterback on Miami's championship teams of 2018 and 2019 began his career as an offensive assistant to the legendary NFL head coach Bill Belichick before becoming offensive coordinator at USC where his team finished runner up to Champions Miami in 2026. Weldon then became head coach at Georgia Southern where he led his team to its fist two appearances in the college football playoffs in 2030 and losing to eventual champions Miami in 2032. Weldon was named head coach of the University of Texas in 2033 where he took a team that had not won a game in two years to within a field goal of the Big 24 championship. Asked about leaving Texas after only one year, Weldon stated, "Its Miami. I would be an idiot to turn down home and the greatest football program in history!" Weldon also said that he plans to retain Miami's famous Swag offense that has been averaging over 50 points per game over the past ten seasons. He also named Ohio State defensive coordinator Shaq Quarterman as assistant head coach and defensive coordinator. Quartermam turned down the same position with the Dallas Cowboys to return to the school at which he stared before his Hall of fame NFL career.

I see what you did there
 
Beanerdict had his chance at this U. He got greedy and didn't play the long game. Fck that meatball.

He wasn't smart enough to see that the guy who hired him was a beef stew and that he could have had the interim HC job in a couple years and then parlayed that into being full-time HC by politicking and playing the local hero card, which is the only thing he's any good at.

Don't bring that CCHS stink around here.
 
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People hatin' on Cristobal dropping the U after two weeks.

I would have dropped Al Folden, too. Potential career suicide to stand by.

So why did he take the job in the first place?

These dummies have no love for or pride in UM. They'd let any local dirtbag POS defecate in their mouths and go ATM on them gladly. "Go get yours, bro!" "It's all love!"
 
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