In the doghouse with the wife

[Coach Macho]

Kept pushing her away during the last 5 min because she thought it would be a good idea to try and calm me down


AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN. GO CANES

 

[caneingville]

When Ole Miss scored their last points at the end of the 4th, my son (he’s 8 and is still new to this) got nervous and said that’s it, we lost, we lost, we lost! ! I told him to knock it off and to have faith and believe in our boys.

He didn’t listen and kept repeating it, and I knew he was just being nervous so I gave him the “mom death stare.” Usually, that’s more than enough to shut him up.

My husband, however, completely lost it on him. The biggest, baddest dad voice from the depths of **** came from his chest, and he yelled at him to sit down, shut up, and stop upsetting his mother.

And he did exactly that for the rest of the game.

 

[Coach Macho]

Imagine being stuck in a room with a Defensive Coordinator having a meltdown and b!thing about our soft zone coverage all night.

I definitely owe my girl dinner tonight.

 

[caneingville]

Mario's wife is

Yes, she’s beautiful. She does pageants.

 

[PACaneENK]

When ole miss scored to take the lead the first time my wife left the room, then Miami scored and she came back out, I said get the **** back in that room and don’t come out until the game is over

I would of done the same

 

[TallyCaneFan]

my wife went to bed, I couldn't scream Yes! quietly when Carson ran untouched.

Mine too, but I did scream!

 

[Tony4Canes]

A time glad I am single

 

[canes1977]

My wife hugged me on the Beck TD and just like Mario, i shoved her off. She hasnt spoken to me since.

 

[nasty26]

That’s ****** ridiculous my wife was screaming and talking **** right beside me the whole game. Granted she doesn’t know what the **** she’s talking about, but it was **** as ****

 

[CaneMutiny06]

My wife (who is an enthusiastic Canes fan) said that her ears hurt from all the yelling in my living room

 

[JHallCanes]

last play of the game she starts freaking out cheering and yelling

After a few seconds genuinely concerned she’s like “are you ok?” because I hadn’t moved or said anything

I’m like “checking for flags”

I think when they were interviewing Mario after the game I was still checking to make sure there was no flag

 

[CorniceCane]

Unfortunately I had to watch at work. When we took the lead my wife and son called me on the phone celebrating. I told they *** the game ain't over and hung up in her face,

Agree. You see the look Mario gave the other coach when he was hugged from behind when Beck scored the final TD? Some people don’t understand that it’s not over until the clock ticks to 0:00.

 

[TooWise]

Meanwhile I FaceTime my wife after the game and she was crying tears of joy lol

 

[Golsen82]

Mario's wife is

Hes an elite recruiter and an elite human

 

[Golsen82]

My wife fell asleep on couch, kids were sleeping. Wife woke up to me screaming at Becks TD, oldest son heard me. My glasses fell off my face, swung my shirt around like a madman

 

[caneingville]

A time glad I am single

You just got to find yourself a partner that loves the Canes as much as you do.

Or convert them, like I did.

 

[Dr. House]

I'm amazed y'all didn't produce babies and instead pushed your women away.

But I'm not dating, so that makes my opinion totally irrelevant.

 

[Fart Keyhole]

I'm amazed y'all didn't produce babies and instead pushed your women away.

But I'm not dating, so that makes my opinion totally irrelevant.

One of mine went to sleep just before kickoff and the other woke up right after the score went final (and then again in the middle of the night). I love my children deeply, but there's no way we're having a third!

I can relate to three or four of the stories in this thread. What a ridiculous night.

 

[theribdoctor]

Mine too, but I did scream!

so did I, so did I...my 17 year old is like are you ok dad?

 

[Empirical Cane]

We tried to make Empiricalette a sibling!