I think Perry is a hottie...

[Ssoto0055]

In my youth the hippies chicks were the libs. I cheered for the National Guard at Kent State but never turned down those easy pieces. You had to shower them off some first but telling them you voted for Nixon after you finessed a little around the world or two was priceless.

I found that the more liberal the better. They were so used to the fem. boys that wanted them to believe they were sensitive that when they met a guy that would put them in their place, they just melted. It was funny watching them wonder what was wrong with them. They were all about feminism when they were out and about, but couldn't wait to come home to be manhandled and be my *** dumpster.

 

[Twhizman]

I used to love her, but she cut her hair and she's just not the same for me now.

Who cares about the hair I'm won't be kissing or doing anything to the hair be busy somewhere else on that body.

 

[Twhizman]

Tell me you wouldn't drink her bathwater.

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You take the bathwater ill drink at the Y

 

[njstateofmind]

Who cares about the hair I'm won't be kissing or doing anything to the hair be busy somewhere else on that body.

You’ll be massaging her shoulders?

 

[Cane Dynasty]

You take the bathwater ill drink at the Y

Mat drills?

 

[linesniper]

You take the bathwater ill drink at the Y

Sounds an awful like "They can have the chain....we gettin the ring!"

 

[theibisrules]

The smurfs face says it all

A sudden gust of wind would've been nice

 

[Tad Footeball]

I'm beyond disappointed in you guys. At mat drills we clearly discussed which Perry this thread was supposed to be about.

 

[njstateofmind]

I'm beyond disappointed in you guys. At mat drills we clearly discussed which Perry this thread was supposed to be about.

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Wow.

His jawline is something to marvel at. And what an absolutely exquisite facial structure.

Certified stud.

 

[Ssoto0055]

The smurfs face says it all

I would smurf her til she couldn't stand.

 

[njstateofmind]

I would smurf her til she couldn't stand.

Smurf her?

What does that mean?

 

[Ssoto0055]

Smurf her?

What does that mean?

In the cartoon the Smurfs would you the word "smurf" to replace nouns, verbs or adjectives. A happy Smurf would say he was feeling "smurfy." Smurfs going canoeing would say they were going "smurfing." There was always enough context for you to know what they meant though.

 

[Twhizman]

You’ll be massaging her shoulders?

Massaging more than just the shoulders.sweat and heavy breathing will be part of it.

 

[njstateofmind]

Massaging more than just the shoulders.sweat and heavy breathing will be part of it.

I don’t understand.

Will this be a steam yoga class?

 

[Twhizman]

Plenty of that massaging oils too lickable kind.

 

[Twhizman]

Guess you haven't been with any hot women in your life if your asking me that

 

[njstateofmind]

Guess you haven't been with any hot women in your life if your asking me that

I don’t like to judge women on their looks.

It’s what’s on the inside that truly counts.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

He's a cop. A fed if I remember correctly.

If he’s a Fed, this video will probably get him a reprimand at least. Possibly more. Sad but true.

 

[Cane Dynasty]

If he’s a Fed, this video will probably get him a reprimand at least. Possibly more. Sad but true.

It's a really old vid. I wanna say it first dropped in like 2011 or 2012.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

It's a really old vid. I wanna say it first dropped in like 2011 or 2012.

Ok.

I’ve never seen it before. The guy’s pretty clever and funny. He’s definitely got that cop thing about him there’s no doubt he’s a cop, I mean he was also strapped so it was obvious.