I hope Miami doesn’t do something like this

[90scane]

I would consider donating money to make it the "McDonalds Burger Flipper Head Coach @ FSU"

 

[CaneFanWNY]

This goes to show that white people will buy literally anything



/S

 

[423Hurricane]

Is that all they get for $2-1/2 million? Got more money then sense.

 

[Southcane]

Is that all they get for $2-1/2 million? Got more money then sense.

You're right. If it was me, I would insist in putting my family name in front of every assistant coach and players' position, especially the QB: Hagerty Family (insert position coach or player). Yeah that's it.

 

[Macca21]

I believe this is relatively common in the hockey world. I know Harvard does it for Teddy and I think Yorkie has a title at BC. If it brings in the scratch, rock and roll.

 

[423Hurricane]

You're right. If it was me, I would insist in putting my family name in front of every assistant coach and players' position, especially the QB: Hagerty Family (insert position coach or player). Yeah that's it.

And wifey gets to kiss all the players on game day.

 

[88]

If Manny ***** the bed this year save on the banner and just rename him Fu*kin Phaggot Manny Diaz

 

[CanefaninBuckeyeland]

This is what happens when you don't have quite enough money to build a p3nis rocket to go into space

 

[supacane]

couldn't they just name a couple bleachers after them, wow

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

This is what happens when you don't have quite enough money to build a p3nis rocket to go into space

2.5 million won’t even get a widget a ride in the ***** rocket to space.

 

[UMinati]

 

[Antcane]

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******* hilarious

 

[77cane]

Dan Mullen is officially now the " Kotex Double Absorbent, Vagi-Wipe " Head coach of the Leaky Lizards.

 

[TheMatador]

This sounds like some slave owner **** wtf is Willie doing over there lol

Yeah does he go on vacations with them and stuff like that? Can they introduce him at parties, saying “Meet Willie, our personal head coach”?

 

[Empirical Cane]

Please tell me this is an Onion or Babylon Bee headline.

 

[Empirical Cane]

Dan Mullen is officially now the " Kotex Double Absorbent, Vagi-Wipe " Head coach of the Leaky Lizards.

And Megan Mullen is now a brand ambassador for Astroglide.

 

[JD08]

You know, I've got some space under my account name that currently reads " Mauderating remotely" that I'd be willing to sell for the right price.

 

[Shogungts]

I want to know who came up with the idea? Was it them making a big donation and FAU came back and told them they were going to do this? Did the people making the donation ask for this? Was there some pre listed donation amount to what gets named after you mapping? Where all of the other standard things to put your name on taken? I would be embarrassed to have my name before the coach's title.

 

[Tony4Canes]

As someone mentioned, Michigan does this and ND. I bet some others do too. Not sure what the problem with this is, if someone wants to donate yearly to cover a coach's salary, let them.

 

[the storm]

I could be wrong but I believe donor(s) are simply underwriting part of the coach's salary/costs just like "Living Scholars" do when they attach their names to the scholarship for one of the football players. Living Scholars were always listed/pictured in the Media Guide but I haven't seen or purchased a Media Guide in years and don't know if anyone publishes them anymore. Sometimes names/photos are listed in the game programs as well.