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[Hydro wants to know the color combo for Saturday. Can anyone help this man?]

hydro66 said:
Hey buddy, my mother died of cancer 2 weeks ago. Chill and RELAX. I take offense.
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Dolphins were the only nfl team to wear whites at home. 1 PM games in Miami. Duh.

Canes should go all white for the noon heatfests.
 
OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
Seriously though, has anyone actually answered OP‘s question? Is it orange, green, (or white) jerseys?

Usually when we do storm troopers (white) it is at away games.
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Don't think we've ever worn white jerseys at home. If we have, I sure as **** can't remember it, and it was maybe once.

By the way, I wrote my thesis on Miami football uniform combos. I have my PhD and my office absolutely REEKS of rich mahogany. Here is the definitive ranking of uniform combinations, which has been written into law:

1. White/White (Stormtroopers) -- pure, unadulterated ***
2. Orange/White -- Traditional home uniform. A staple of staples.
3. White/Orange -- panty dropping away game combo
4. Green/White -- Perfect for 1-2 home games per year
5. White/Green -- 3rd best road combo
6. Green/Green -- Look like bile, but possible to stomach once every few years
7. Orange/Orange -- Clemson called. They want their uniforms back.
T8. Green/Orange and Orange/Green -- Should never happen under any circumstances. The apocalypse is more appealing than wearing these.
 
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OrangeBowlMagic said:
Don't think we've ever worn white jerseys at home. If we have, I sure as **** can't remember it, and it was maybe once.

By the way, I wrote my thesis on Miami football uniform combos. I have my PhD and my office absolutely REEKS of rich mahogany. Here is the definitive ranking of uniform combinations, which has been written into law:

1. White/White (Stormtroopers) -- pure, unadulterated ***
2. Orange/White -- Traditional home uniform. A staple of staples.
3. White/Orange -- panty dropping away game combo
4. Green/White -- Perfect for 1-2 home games per year
5. White/Green -- 3rd best road combo
6. Green/Green -- Look like bile, but possible to stomach once every few years
7. Orange/Orange -- Clemson called. They want their uniforms back.
T8. Green/Orange and Orange/Green -- Should never happen under any circumstances. The apocalypse is more appealing than wearing these.
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I cannot like this post enough. Meets my exact rankings. Just wondering: where would you place the all black unis?
 
canes1996 said:
I cannot like this post enough. Meets my exact rankings. Just wondering: where would you place the all black unis?
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Would the dumpster suffice?

Just kidding...I'm not a raging boomer. I like the black unis. I just ranked our "regular" combos. For a once a year thing, they're probably 4th for me. Any of those top 3 are unbeatable by any alternate uni.
 
If we want to be ****s, we go white over green and have Southern Miss play in all black. It's going to be hot as ****, even for a Miami noon game.
 
nystateofmind said:
If Hydro has a million fans, I am one of them.

If Hydro has ten fans, I am still one of them.

If Hydro has only one fan, that fan is me.

If Hydro has no fans, that means I am no longer on this Earth.

If the world is against Hydro, I am against the world.
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And I stand* with NYStateOfMind.

*Well, off to the side really, not in front of back. Kenneth too.
 
FOR ALL THAT IS UNHOLY...

What are the fans supposed to wear on Saturday?

White, Green, Orange, or no one gives a 'fək?
 
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nystateofmind said:
If Hydro has a million fans, I am one of them.

If Hydro has ten fans, I am still one of them.

If Hydro has only one fan, that fan is me.

If Hydro has no fans, that means I am no longer on this Earth.

If the world is against Hydro, I am against the world.
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That kind of reminded me of how the Photojournalist described Kurtz.

 
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