How tall is Mario?

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I asked the Bot. This was its first answer.

Mario Cristobal, the American football coach and former player, is reported to be around 6 feet 5 inches tall. However, it is important to note that there might be slight variations in the reported height depending on different sources.

Not satisfied, I asked again to avoid it weaseling out with its variations comment.

Mario Cristobal's height has been a topic of discussion and some variation has been seen in reported measurements. While his exact height is not publicly disclosed, various sources provide different estimates. The reported height can vary based on the source or the time the information was published.

For instance, some sources state that Mario Cristobal is around 6 feet 6 inches (198 cm) tall, while others might state a slightly different measurement, indicating he is around 6 feet 5 inches (196 cm) or 6 feet 7 inches (201 cm) tall.

It's important to note that these are approximate measurements and might not reflect his actual height accurately, as reported measurements can sometimes be imprecise or subject to variation. Additionally, people's heights can sometimes be portrayed differently based on factors like camera angles, footwear, or posture during official measurements.
 
The All Carolina Conference puts him in a chair that conveniently makes him look about 5''7" during their propaganda/media days.

Mario's weight fluctuates based on pastelito access but he's not a small dude by any stretch of the imagination. This was actually laughable to watch.

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Now ask why WTF we lost to Middle Tennessee?
The Bot's sucks.

Miami's loss to Middle Tennessee State University (MTSU) last year can be attributed to a combination of factors. First and foremost, MTSU put up an exceptional performance on the field. They showcased a highly talented and well-coached team that executed their game plan effectively.

On the other hand, Miami may have underestimated MTSU or not prepared adequately for the matchup. Overconfidence can often lead to underperformance, and it's possible that Miami did not give MTSU the attention they deserved. Additionally, Miami may have faced challenges with injuries, roster depth, or game-time decisions that impacted their overall performance.

Football games can have unpredictability, and any team, regardless of their perceived talent level, can emerge victorious on any given day. MTSU took advantage of the opportunity presented to them, played with determination, and made key plays to secure the win.

It's essential to understand that sports outcomes can hinge on various factors, and any team can have an off day or be outplayed by their opponent. These events often contribute to the overall excitement and unpredictability of sports.
 
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