How exactly did we get sucked into this?

You wanna start threads dissin us show yo *** up to lot 12 blue lot bro. We rep for our city and team what about you? Wanna be a keyboard gangsta but none of yall btiches wanna man up and come face us. Keep hidin behind this schit. We dem blue lot boyz 1000 deep on game days. We bout dat bodybag lyfe--come see bout us if you wanna talk schit. Dade county, hialeah, west kendall, stand da fvck up!

Thanks for the reply Mr. Cane Dynsty...but I didn't start this thread. Mine was merely a reply. Some guys on here are cool and generally interested in talking football. Also, thanks for the invite to your tailgate with the blue lot fellas though I must admit, 1000 people at a tailgate is a lot of people...sounds fun...except for the "body bag lyfe"…id rather just eat and drink beers if that's ok? Is it in lot 12 or is it in the blue lot? I don't think you can be in one lot and be in another lot at the same time but I digress.
 
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You wanna start threads dissin us show yo *** up to lot 12 blue lot bro. We rep for our city and team what about you? Wanna be a keyboard gangsta but none of yall btiches wanna man up and come face us. Keep hidin behind this schit. We dem blue lot boyz 1000 deep on game days. We bout dat bodybag lyfe--come see bout us if you wanna talk schit. Dade county, hialeah, west kendall, stand da fvck up!

Thanks for the reply Mr. Cane Dynsty...but I didn't start this thread. Mine was merely a reply. Some guys on here are cool and generally interested in talking football. Also, thanks for the invite to your tailgate with the blue lot fellas though I must admit, 1000 people at a tailgate is a lot of people...sounds fun...except for the "body bag lyfe"…id rather just eat and drink beers if that's ok? Is it in lot 12 or is it in the blue lot? I don't think you can be in one lot and be in another lot at the same time but I digress.

I remember my first time on the internet....was I this ******* stupid?
 
Sucked into this??? Well, I guess our AD knew that you guys needed a game and we had one open. We could have offered a home and home with App going down there first but then as usually happens, when it comes to returning the favor, the bigger team usually renigs and does a buyout. So, you might say App's AD played the better hand. As for some of you...lets just say, upset fans...those that are in the depths of despair that such a team of regal status be burdened to play such a backwoods town...we do apologize a million Times over and over again! We understand that it takes time to grow to your level...we hillbillies aspire for the "sold out" games y'all have on your campus...it is on campus I assume! We eagerly will look forward to reading the local papers, hoping to learn that our star players have been arrested for assault or cocaine possession or maybe accepting cash from donors. I honestly can't wait for the day ESPN does an expose on our school and how we lost scholarships because of a crooked booster..we want a Nevin Shapiro...we really do! We want to be just like Miami! We want riots, Zika, racial unrest...drug wars and gangs and bars on our doors and windows. I so look forward to those days to come! I misplaced my house keys for 6 years and worried about finding them roughly once...maybe twice when I was really paranoid. You're right...Boone is so Podunk, I mean..between 1999 and 2008, we had only 5 murders...I mean, cmon...we can do better than that! You guys had nearly 700 murders during the same period! Awesome!!! Way to get after it!!! But watch out, we had one last year...none as of yet this year but hey, we still have a few months...maybe we will double last years number...fingers crossed.
Now, if y'all are done (some of you) talking trash about your teams host school and stadium, then maybe we can discuss X's and O's and even recommend a few places for you guys to hang out before and after the game. I think y'all will find us to be some of the most hospitable and polite fans you will ever run across. Otherwise, this hillbilly will just go back to making my meth, while jumping creeks in the General Lee and daydreaming about the bright lights of Liberty City and re-runs of Miami Vice.

Boone Population (2010):
Total 17,186
Density 2,384/sq mi (920/km2)
Miami: Population (2010)
City 399,457
Density 11,135.9/sq mi

Btw...
-Not once in your rant did you mention Coral Gables, which is where the University is.

-A sell out game for you is approximately 25k..you have to add bleachers to fit more and have people standing...Even then, the most fans you've had for a home game is 31k, with more expected for this game...maybe 33k tops. Your whole fan base on a complete sell out PLUS an over flow of fans STILL wouldn't be enough to fill half of our stadium...But try again to poke at selling out your tiny stadium

-Half of Miami fans didn't even know App State existed before we saw the name on the schedule.

-You're right...Our AD pimped you guys into paying us to come kick your *** in your own stadium.
 
If I'm trash talking App State fan, I'm leaving out the trolly comments about murder rates and boosters. I'd be focusing instead on how Miami (FL) is a mediocre football program that hasn't won a bowl game in a decade and hasn't been nationally relevant for longer than that.
 
Sucked into this??? Well, I guess our AD knew that you guys needed a game and we had one open. We could have offered a home and home with App going down there first but then as usually happens, when it comes to returning the favor, the bigger team usually renigs and does a buyout. So, you might say App's AD played the better hand. As for some of you...lets just say, upset fans...those that are in the depths of despair that such a team of regal status be burdened to play such a backwoods town...we do apologize a million Times over and over again! We understand that it takes time to grow to your level...we hillbillies aspire for the "sold out" games y'all have on your campus...it is on campus I assume! We eagerly will look forward to reading the local papers, hoping to learn that our star players have been arrested for assault or cocaine possession or maybe accepting cash from donors. I honestly can't wait for the day ESPN does an expose on our school and how we lost scholarships because of a crooked booster..we want a Nevin Shapiro...we really do! We want to be just like Miami! We want riots, Zika, racial unrest...drug wars and gangs and bars on our doors and windows. I so look forward to those days to come! I misplaced my house keys for 6 years and worried about finding them roughly once...maybe twice when I was really paranoid. You're right...Boone is so Podunk, I mean..between 1999 and 2008, we had only 5 murders...I mean, cmon...we can do better than that! You guys had nearly 700 murders during the same period! Awesome!!! Way to get after it!!! But watch out, we had one last year...none as of yet this year but hey, we still have a few months...maybe we will double last years number...fingers crossed.
Now, if y'all are done (some of you) talking trash about your teams host school and stadium, then maybe we can discuss X's and O's and even recommend a few places for you guys to hang out before and after the game. I think y'all will find us to be some of the most hospitable and polite fans you will ever run across. Otherwise, this hillbilly will just go back to making my meth, while jumping creeks in the General Lee and daydreaming about the bright lights of Liberty City and re-runs of Miami Vice.

lollllll. Good stuff!
 
It's not a night game, it won't be windy, and we don't have a long walk to the stadium. And....I've been told they have a blue lot. Why all the complaining?
 
Long answer?


Starting about a decade ago, the going rate for having non-power 5 FBS teams come and play at your place was driven upwards (+$1 million) by power-5 schools flush with cash. Large schools with big, on campus stadiums can pay teams like UMass (Florida), Western Kentucky (Alabama), and Arkansas State (Auburn) to come to their places on single game deals and still make a large profit.


By not owning their own stadium, and keeping all of the profits from a game, UM has effectively lost the ability to pay the going rate for these games. Hence them having to sign home and home deals with teams like FAU, FIU, Toledo, and Arkansas State.


Short answer, because someone canceled on us late enough in the process that, lacking the ability to pay a FBS school to come play us at Hard Rock, playing a home and home with a team like App State was the only viable option.

thank you --
 
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although i dont agree with it -- this is decently executed and pretty funny

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Sucked into this??? Well, I guess our AD knew that you guys needed a game and we had one open. We could have offered a home and home with App going down there first but then as usually happens, when it comes to returning the favor, the bigger team usually renigs and does a buyout. So, you might say App's AD played the better hand. As for some of you...lets just say, upset fans...those that are in the depths of despair that such a team of regal status be burdened to play such a backwoods town...we do apologize a million Times over and over again! We understand that it takes time to grow to your level...we hillbillies aspire for the "sold out" games y'all have on your campus...it is on campus I assume! We eagerly will look forward to reading the local papers, hoping to learn that our star players have been arrested for assault or cocaine possession or maybe accepting cash from donors. I honestly can't wait for the day ESPN does an expose on our school and how we lost scholarships because of a crooked booster..we want a Nevin Shapiro...we really do! We want to be just like Miami! We want riots, Zika, racial unrest...drug wars and gangs and bars on our doors and windows. I so look forward to those days to come! I misplaced my house keys for 6 years and worried about finding them roughly once...maybe twice when I was really paranoid. You're right...Boone is so Podunk, I mean..between 1999 and 2008, we had only 5 murders...I mean, cmon...we can do better than that! You guys had nearly 700 murders during the same period! Awesome!!! Way to get after it!!! But watch out, we had one last year...none as of yet this year but hey, we still have a few months...maybe we will double last years number...fingers crossed.
Now, if y'all are done (some of you) talking trash about your teams host school and stadium, then maybe we can discuss X's and O's and even recommend a few places for you guys to hang out before and after the game. I think y'all will find us to be some of the most hospitable and polite fans you will ever run across. Otherwise, this hillbilly will just go back to making my meth, while jumping creeks in the General Lee and daydreaming about the bright lights of Liberty City and re-runs of Miami Vice.
 
Sucked into this??? Well, I guess our AD knew that you guys needed a game and we had one open. We could have offered a home and home with App going down there first but then as usually happens, when it comes to returning the favor, the bigger team usually renigs and does a buyout. So, you might say App's AD played the better hand. As for some of you...lets just say, upset fans...those that are in the depths of despair that such a team of regal status be burdened to play such a backwoods town...we do apologize a million Times over and over again! We understand that it takes time to grow to your level...we hillbillies aspire for the "sold out" games y'all have on your campus...it is on campus I assume! We eagerly will look forward to reading the local papers, hoping to learn that our star players have been arrested for assault or cocaine possession or maybe accepting cash from donors. I honestly can't wait for the day ESPN does an expose on our school and how we lost scholarships because of a crooked booster..we want a Nevin Shapiro...we really do! We want to be just like Miami! We want riots, Zika, racial unrest...drug wars and gangs and bars on our doors and windows. I so look forward to those days to come! I misplaced my house keys for 6 years and worried about finding them roughly once...maybe twice when I was really paranoid. You're right...Boone is so Podunk, I mean..between 1999 and 2008, we had only 5 murders...I mean, cmon...we can do better than that! You guys had nearly 700 murders during the same period! Awesome!!! Way to get after it!!! But watch out, we had one last year...none as of yet this year but hey, we still have a few months...maybe we will double last years number...fingers crossed.
Now, if y'all are done (some of you) talking trash about your teams host school and stadium, then maybe we can discuss X's and O's and even recommend a few places for you guys to hang out before and after the game. I think y'all will find us to be some of the most hospitable and polite fans you will ever run across. Otherwise, this hillbilly will just go back to making my meth, while jumping creeks in the General Lee and daydreaming about the bright lights of Liberty City and re-runs of Miami Vice.

You wanna start threads dissin us show yo *** up to lot 12 blue lot bro. We rep for our city and team what about you? Wanna be a keyboard gangsta but none of yall btiches wanna man up and come face us. Keep hidin behind this schit. We dem blue lot boyz 1000 deep on game days. We bout dat bodybag lyfe--come see bout us if you wanna talk schit. Dade county, hialeah, west kendall, stand da fvck up!

Oh great! You just HAD to repost the Blue Lot Gangsta from the FAU Game.

Hand it to Appy State, they've got a real, honest-to-God program and they'd beat FAU into next week. That said, unless Kaaya soils his underwear, they won't beat us.
 
If I'm trash talking App State fan, I'm leaving out the trolly comments about murder rates and boosters. I'd be focusing instead on how Miami (FL) is a mediocre football program that hasn't won a bowl game in a decade and hasn't been nationally relevant for longer than that.

THIS!

I'm also reposting the D'Onofrio .gif from the Cincinnati game, just to rub it in.
 
Sucked into this??? Well, I guess our AD knew that you guys needed a game and we had one open. We could have offered a home and home with App going down there first but then as usually happens, when it comes to returning the favor, the bigger team usually renigs and does a buyout. So, you might say App's AD played the better hand. As for some of you...lets just say, upset fans...those that are in the depths of despair that such a team of regal status be burdened to play such a backwoods town...we do apologize a million Times over and over again! We understand that it takes time to grow to your level...we hillbillies aspire for the "sold out" games y'all have on your campus...it is on campus I assume! We eagerly will look forward to reading the local papers, hoping to learn that our star players have been arrested for assault or cocaine possession or maybe accepting cash from donors. I honestly can't wait for the day ESPN does an expose on our school and how we lost scholarships because of a crooked booster..we want a Nevin Shapiro...we really do! We want to be just like Miami! We want riots, Zika, racial unrest...drug wars and gangs and bars on our doors and windows. I so look forward to those days to come! I misplaced my house keys for 6 years and worried about finding them roughly once...maybe twice when I was really paranoid. You're right...Boone is so Podunk, I mean..between 1999 and 2008, we had only 5 murders...I mean, cmon...we can do better than that! You guys had nearly 700 murders during the same period! Awesome!!! Way to get after it!!! But watch out, we had one last year...none as of yet this year but hey, we still have a few months...maybe we will double last years number...fingers crossed.
Now, if y'all are done (some of you) talking trash about your teams host school and stadium, then maybe we can discuss X's and O's and even recommend a few places for you guys to hang out before and after the game. I think y'all will find us to be some of the most hospitable and polite fans you will ever run across. Otherwise, this hillbilly will just go back to making my meth, while jumping creeks in the General Lee and daydreaming about the bright lights of Liberty City and re-runs of Miami Vice.

Boone Population (2010):
Total 17,186
Density 2,384/sq mi (920/km2)
Miami: Population (2010)
City 399,457
Density 11,135.9/sq mi

Btw...
-Not once in your rant did you mention Coral Gables, which is where the University is.

-A sell out game for you is approximately 25k..you have to add bleachers to fit more and have people standing...Even then, the most fans you've had for a home game is 31k, with more expected for this game...maybe 33k tops. Your whole fan base on a complete sell out PLUS an over flow of fans STILL wouldn't be enough to fill half of our stadium...But try again to poke at selling out your tiny stadium

-Half of Miami fans didn't even know App State existed before we saw the name on the schedule.

-You're right...Our AD pimped you guys into paying us to come kick your *** in your own stadium.

BTW, Boone IS a nice little town. Compares favorably to West Kendall, if you ask me.

That said, only since Richt arrived have Cane fans been able to talk smack about attendance.
 
Sucked into this??? Well, I guess our AD knew that you guys needed a game and we had one open. We could have offered a home and home with App going down there first but then as usually happens, when it comes to returning the favor, the bigger team usually renigs and does a buyout. So, you might say App's AD played the better hand. As for some of you...lets just say, upset fans...those that are in the depths of despair that such a team of regal status be burdened to play such a backwoods town...we do apologize a million Times over and over again! We understand that it takes time to grow to your level...we hillbillies aspire for the "sold out" games y'all have on your campus...it is on campus I assume! We eagerly will look forward to reading the local papers, hoping to learn that our star players have been arrested for assault or cocaine possession or maybe accepting cash from donors. I honestly can't wait for the day ESPN does an expose on our school and how we lost scholarships because of a crooked booster..we want a Nevin Shapiro...we really do! We want to be just like Miami! We want riots, Zika, racial unrest...drug wars and gangs and bars on our doors and windows. I so look forward to those days to come! I misplaced my house keys for 6 years and worried about finding them roughly once...maybe twice when I was really paranoid. You're right...Boone is so Podunk, I mean..between 1999 and 2008, we had only 5 murders...I mean, cmon...we can do better than that! You guys had nearly 700 murders during the same period! Awesome!!! Way to get after it!!! But watch out, we had one last year...none as of yet this year but hey, we still have a few months...maybe we will double last years number...fingers crossed.
Now, if y'all are done (some of you) talking trash about your teams host school and stadium, then maybe we can discuss X's and O's and even recommend a few places for you guys to hang out before and after the game. I think y'all will find us to be some of the most hospitable and polite fans you will ever run across. Otherwise, this hillbilly will just go back to making my meth, while jumping creeks in the General Lee and daydreaming about the bright lights of Liberty City and re-runs of Miami Vice.

Boone Population (2010):
Total 17,186
Density 2,384/sq mi (920/km2)
Miami: Population (2010)
City 399,457
Density 11,135.9/sq mi

Btw...
-Not once in your rant did you mention Coral Gables, which is where the University is.

-A sell out game for you is approximately 25k..you have to add bleachers to fit more and have people standing...Even then, the most fans you've had for a home game is 31k, with more expected for this game...maybe 33k tops. Your whole fan base on a complete sell out PLUS an over flow of fans STILL wouldn't be enough to fill half of our stadium...But try again to poke at selling out your tiny stadium

-Half of Miami fans didn't even know App State existed before we saw the name on the schedule.

-You're right...Our AD pimped you guys into paying us to come kick your *** in your own stadium.

BTW, Boone IS a nice little town. Compares favorably to West Kendall, if you ask me.

That said, only since Richt arrived have Cane fans been able to talk smack about attendance.

I was thinking Sweetwater
 
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