Hottest of takes for 2020

[CoachChin]

We'll average 10 PPG more on offense - I don't even know what we did this past season beyond knowing it was far lower than it should've been.

So we will average 17ppg this year?

 

[Chewburka]

We will play Clemson

 

[RiDLer80]

Won't win the division.

 

[Zalen123]

*Bold
King is the chosen one. Leads us to the ACCCG and we keep it close with Clemson.

 

[CanesNY26]

Are you saying from worst to first?

From janitor to manager?! Talk about a rags to riches story

 

[YUMU]

we will whoop the Noles for a 4 straight win
we will finally have a team to be excited about after 16 years
we will be consistent in both sides of the ball
need to get those 2-3 OL transfer

 

[miamicanephins]

You like sacks?

Is that your go to pick up line?

 

[nystateofmind]

Is that your go to pick up line?

No.

I don’t have (or need) a pick up line.

I just go up and grab.

 

[CanesNY26]

Alright someone’s gotta say it. Tate starts, wins heisman, we go 15-0. there i said it

Disney would go on to make a movie about this, the ideal scenario is Tate does all the above and rubs his nuts all over Justin Fields and Ohio State in the National Championship.

 

[miamicanephins]

No.

I don’t have (or need) a pick up line.

I just go up and grab.

Do you at least ask them to cough?

 

[Stingarov]

N'Kosi plows Tates girlfriend.

 

[nystateofmind]

Do you at least ask them to cough?

Why would I ask them to cough?

 

[L A M P]

Brad & Jenn will not only reunite but will get remarried!

Spoiler

Trump will win in the biggest landslide since Reagan.

Spoiler

The Miami Hurricanes will go 8-4, just enough improvement for Manny to keep his job.

Spoiler

 

[miamicanephins]

Why would I ask them to cough?

Isn't that standard before the prostrate exam?

 

[nystateofmind]

Isn't that standard before the prostrate exam?

Woah.

Friend.

When I said “grab them” I meant grab them a drink.

I would never just walk up to someone and molest them via anal penetration.

I am not a rapist.

 

[numbers]

Miami will start 6-0 and Blake will add three years to Manny's contract.

The team will then drop 4 of the last 6.

 

[Dr.L.ThugU]

Jimmy Murphy's Photo, Name & Jersey Number will be on the front of the Turnover & Touchdown chains.

You forgot to sign the post .

 

[ddann]

Miami will beat Temple 37-13

King will have 2500+ passing yard, 25 passing TD's, 800+ yards rushing, 10 Rushing TDs

Seems like a lot of yardage and TDs for one game.

 

[AllAboutTheU]

Alright someone’s gotta say it. Tate starts, wins heisman, we go 15-0. there i said it

We definitely could've done without this fan fiction.

 

[Dhatguy]

Tyreic Martin will be our sack leader